Starmeroid turncoat Jones hopes to challenge Starmer

Starmeroid Bristol North West MP Darren Jones is surreptitiously canvassing support for a challenge to Keir Starmer, according to the Murdoch Times. The canvassing is said to be masquerading as “taking the mood” of the parliamentary party’s support for Starmer.

Weasel tendencies

Jones is an Israel fan and an advocate of cuts for disabled people. In 2025 he arrogantly told Wales to be more grateful for the pittance Starmer allows it. He has demonstrated a weasel-like tendency for years. In 2018, as disgusted local party members discussed deselecting him, Jones was caught raising money to stand against Labour. He escaped when the Tories called the 2019 general election. As Starmer then purged decent members from the party, he welcomed Jones with open arms and later promoted him to the Cabinet.

Now, if insider reports are accurate, Jones is preparing to bite the oily hand that fed him.

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