‘Patriot’ Tommy Robinson call for US to invade UK next

When is a ‘proud British patriot’ not a ‘proud British patriot’?

When he’s calling for the US to invade Britain.

Sorry, did you think that was a joke?

And yes, we understand Tommy Robinson is a joke in general, but this latest post is fully in line with his past comments:

Man the “patriots” really are the most treasonous bunch. https://t.co/vWATPh9Ap9

— JimmyTheGiant (@jimthegiant) January 3, 2026

Tommy Robinson: like a puppet but smaller

Tommy Robinson is a proud British nationalist.

Honestly.

A proud British nationalist who has Israel and America’s hands so far up his arse that you can see their fingers move whenever he opens his mouth to beg for donations off his supporters:

🧵Tommy Robinson has been deeply linked to Israel since the very beginning of his political activity in 2009.

MintPress outlines what we know so far: pic.twitter.com/jn3wHVHXvl

— MintPress News (@MintPressNews) August 6, 2024

For reference: Tommy Fraudulent Robinson is addressing Donald Trump, whose own record includes expanded drone warfare, mass civilian casualties, support for genocide and repressive allies, hardly a model of "liberation."

If the standard is sovereignty, human rights, and the rule… https://t.co/f4GkQwM3LW

— Conscious Stranger (@aware_wanderer) January 3, 2026

Robinson has a long history of pushing Yank-style propaganda on the UK. This includes the myth that London is the futuristic hellscape from Terminator 2:

Trump "Look at the crime you have in London…my mother loved London, she loved that city, she'd always talk about it, that was a different London than you have today….
Today you have people being stabbed in the ass or worse.”
pic.twitter.com/DsW0wFX0Q0

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) November 15, 2025

Robinson is also pushing US-style Christianity despite being the living embodiment of everything Jesus taught us not to be:

On 13th December at 2PM, in central London, we gather for one purpose:

UTK: Put The Christ Back in Christmas, a worship service declaring Jesus Christ at the centre of our nation once again.

If you believe Britain needs this, please support the mission:https://t.co/4jzcuuzZXg… pic.twitter.com/wpuF0NsYqA

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) December 3, 2025

He also described Laura Loomer as “fearless, loyal, beautiful”, which is something only he and Donald Trump think:

President Trump announcing @LauraLoomer engagement to the world is the best news I've heard for a long time.

Congrats Laura, fearless, loyal, beautiful 🩷pic.twitter.com/rZeLv1K66D

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) December 18, 2025

If you don’t know who Laura Loomer is, that’s because – unlike Tommy Robinson – you’re not a snivelling Yank wannabe who’s desperate for the attention of big spenders like Elon Musk (that or someone who gets paid to cover this shit, like yours truly).

To give you an idea of who Loomer is, this was her quite recently:

i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post pic.twitter.com/fu7rmFrY1I

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) September 13, 2024

Because Trump is strangely drawn to her, she’s now treated like a serious, non-dog food-eating reporter:

"@LauraLoomer has a desk in the press room at the Pentagon now, not the Washington Post." @Morning_Joe

MSDNC crying about how I’m inside the Pentagon Press Corps and @wapo isn’t.

So salty. @LoomerUnleashed pic.twitter.com/Z7pWbGzz8i

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) December 4, 2025

Fash for cash

Do we like Keir Starmer?

Absolutely not.

Would we be amused to see him hog tied and abducted?

Quite possibly.

At the same time, because we have these things called ‘brain cells’, we remember that whenever one country invades another, it doesn’t benefit the citizens being invaded.

Robinson doesn’t give a shit about this, because all he cares about is pushing plastic patriotism – plastic patriotism which coincidentally seems to benefit his foreign backers, as Lowkey covered:

According to his former employee, Lucy Brown, Tommy Robinson received £10,000 monthly from Robert Shillman, a board member of the Friends of The IDF.https://t.co/39Yxdbsslx

— Lowkey (@Lowkey0nline) November 26, 2023

Tommy Robinson previously described a key figure on the Board of Deputies, Robert Festenstein, as his legal advisor.

The Board of Deputies states in its 2020 Trustees Report that it has a "close working relationship with the Israeli embassy and strengthened links to the IDF." pic.twitter.com/vKKV9jJcCT

— Lowkey (@Lowkey0nline) November 26, 2023

Israel did polling on what can help them win back the people favourable opinion of them.

The results told them generating Islamophobia swung opinions the most.

This is what is being done now.

It is easier for them to get you to hate Muslims than to love Israel. pic.twitter.com/IlQGTTBp4R

— Khalissee (@Kahlissee) October 28, 2025

It’s time to grow up, lads, and accept that this so-called ‘patriotism’ is a front for rich Yanks who want to weaken the state so they can better get away with rinsing us.

Oh, and let’s not forget this massive irony:

Tommy Robinson pretending to be anti-drugs….

…..for many years he was one of Luton’s main cocaine dealers pic.twitter.com/u6nQO4MHhQ

— Nick Lowles (@lowles_nick) January 3, 2026

Maybe Trump should abduct the Luton Sniffer next?

Featured image via CNN