Musk ‘fully crashes out’ after new Epstein allegations

A spiralling Elon Musk has been accused of “fully crashing out” and “powerscaling his pedophilia” in his bizarre attempt to brush off his over 1,000 appearances in files on serial child-rapist Jeffrey Epstein. So far. Many of them come in the latest Department of Justice release, including asking Epstein about parties on his island on Christmas Day.

Bizarre sort-of-denial from Musk

Musk issued a bizarre response that if he wanted to “spend my time partying with young women” he wouldn’t need “creepy loser” Epstein’s help. But as a non-denial denial, it didn’t go down well. Accusations in response were along the lines of ‘protesteth too much,’ or in more modern parlance, “fully crashing out”:

Fully crashing out pic.twitter.com/F0AIxyi7k9

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) February 1, 2026

Others were even more direct, accusing Musk of “powerscaling his pedophilia” to say he’d beat Epstein at it:

Dude is powerscaling his own pedophilia against Epstein and saying that he would win pic.twitter.com/N4NJQShVe8

— Saltydkdan (@saltydkdan) February 1, 2026

But even that wasn’t direct enough for some:

Just a fair reminder that behind the screen, this is the man who begged to be on Epstein Island pic.twitter.com/UCR6l014Lf

— Dr man (@dr_1man) February 1, 2026

And Epstein may have shot himself in the foot, or at least the ego. A bias he reportedly wanted built into his ‘Grok’:

the “Elon is great at everything” feature he personally demanded be programmed into Grok is a source of perpetual amusement pic.twitter.com/iRs0hIYluA

— Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie 🏳️‍⚧️ (@MidwestHedgie) February 1, 2026

Despite the grimness of the topic, there was room for denialism humour too:

This, but pedophilia pic.twitter.com/ICKv3tjlEq

— Jesse Savoie (@MusicDecomposer) February 1, 2026

But, as with so many things, it turns out that Musk hasn’t been original. A similar tactic was attributed to musician Drake:

Finally, an “I’m not a pedophile” defense so bad it even dethroned Drake’s pic.twitter.com/JY6TAgqmMc

— RaiBread (@RaiBread776) February 1, 2026

With millions of documents released – though reportedly the DOJ/FBI is withholding more than half – there is much more to come.

Featured image via the Canary