As we all know, the Labour Party has a very serious problem with Trotskyist infiltrators – just like they previously had a very serious problem with:
- Droves of antisemites.
- Scores of sexists.
- Hordes of level 10 anti-aspiration vampires wearing cloaks of invisibility.
The fact that only a minority of these individuals were found proves just how sneaky these people are. Unlike in other parties, of course, where finding a minority only proves that there is a minority.
To try and weed out these Trots, Tom Watson has got together with Owen Smith’s private polling people and they’ve devised a fool-proof way of determining who is and isn’t a Trot. You can be assured that the following quiz works too, as if there’s one thing these people understand intimately, it’s the mindset of a fool:
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