What would President Trump wage war on first? [POLL]

Support us and go ad-free

At this point, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in the US seems to be grinding to a halt with all the sweaty grace of a malfunctioning kebab rotisserie.

But what if people simply cannot muster the energy to go out and vote for Hillary Clinton? What would President Trump wage war on first?

Please vote in the poll below, and be sure to share your suggestions on Facebook and Twitter!

[socialpoll id=”2395274″]

Get Involved!

– For more satirical news, follow Off the Perch on Facebook and Twitter.

Featured image via Flickr

Read on...

Support us and go ad-free

Support us and go ad-free

Do your bit for independent journalism

Did you know that less than 1.5% of our readers contribute financially to The Canary? Imagine what we could do if just a few more people joined our movement to achieve a shared vision of a free and fair society where we nurture people and planet.

We need you to help out, if you can.

When you give a monthly amount to fund our work, you are supporting truly independent journalism. We hold power to account and have weathered many attempts to shut us down and silence the counterpoint to the mainstream.

You can count on us for rigorous journalism and fearless opposition to an increasingly fascist government and right wing mainstream media.

In return you get:

  • Advert free reading experience
  • Behind the scenes monthly e-newsletter
  • 20% discount from our shop


The Canary Fund us

Comments are closed