What would President Trump wage war on first? [POLL]
At this point, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in the US seems to be grinding to a halt with all the sweaty grace of a malfunctioning kebab rotisserie.
But what if people simply cannot muster the energy to go out and vote for Hillary Clinton? What would President Trump wage war on first?
Please vote in the poll below, and be sure to share your suggestions on Facebook and Twitter!
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