Government eyes up Jeremy Kyle for DWP position

Jeremy Kyle and the DWP logo

Jeremy Kyle has tortured poor people for years. He’s potentially driven one of them to their death. That makes him nearly as bad as an apprentice Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) assessor. As such, the government is eyeing him up for a position.

Misery

The absolute hell inflicted on poor and disabled people is coming from the very top of the Tory government. Not every assessor is gleefully carrying out this malign programme. But enough are.

A DWP minister told us:

We’ve been eyeing Kyle up for a while. Although a bit soft for our liking, the boy has potential. Not everyone can look a marginalised person in the eye and think ‘I’m going to fucking destroy you’. Kyle has that. With a little bit of training, he could one day be a mid-level manager in our assessment department.

The department’s over-führer Amber Rudd added:

Left-behind Britons deserve the very best. That’s why we employ people with the most remorselessness; the greatest hate; the absolutest inhumanity. If Jeremy Kyle thinks he has those qualities, he’s welcome to apply. If not, we’ll be seeing him at his local job centre.

Systematic

Without successive arsehole-led governments demonising the poor, we wouldn’t have ‘pleb-baiting’ as a viable form of morning television. Kyle didn’t invent hatred against poor people. He just capitalised on it.

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As vile as this oozing sore of a man is, he’s more a symptom than a cause.

Featured image via Wikimedia – James Cridland

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    1. Government eyes up Jeremy Kyle for DWP position
      Should this man not be held accountable for the death of a person?
      Before he goes working for Tory Govt as new D.W.P. adviser?
      Ms RUDD better watch out this man could take her job,
      if more people die on the Tory SCAM U-CREDIT benifts.
      ///
      FINALLY!
      Dose this man pay funding to Tory Govt yes or no?
      If so he could have already had dealing with the Tory SCAM U-CREDIT MESS
      May be or could be his invention for Tory Govt D.W.P. Dept the Tory Govt kept shoo-ow about over the years (it could be or may be of his making )
      voters + claiments??

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