Blah, war, ‘antisemitism’, with jewels – but Chuck knows Starmer won’t last long

The ‘king’s speech’ 2026 was war, more war, jewels and boredom. Much like the previous version. Ol’ Chuck couldn’t manage to look interested as he was forced to read out the plans of a man who clearly won’t be around to implement them.

The content of the speech itself was what you’d expect from a PM who’s a poodle of Trump, Netanyahu and the security services. Blah blah, war war – more spending on arms, ‘security’, cyberwarfare; an “unbreakable commitment” to NATO; the odd farthing thrown in for the peasants. And all delivered in the drone of a weary pensioner who’d rather be playing bowls.

In fact, Charles looked more and more bored and disgruntled the longer he read on. He definitely looked like he knew this was pantomime because the man who was making him read it all will be lucky if he lasts the week:

‘Foreign interference’

Probably the funniest part was the section on ‘my government’ fighting interference by foreign governments. But it was only funny if you know that the Starmer regime has refused even to mention number-one interferer Israel in any of its ‘reports’ or ‘action plans’.

Other than that, presumably we’re all meant to be happy that – as our society, economy and freedoms are crushed for the benefit of an apartheid colony and a few billionaires – at least Chuck has his jewels and ermine. Great for the tourists and all that.

But, according to Labour insiders, the announcement of Starmer’s toppling has only been delayed to ‘spare the king’s embarrassment’. So at least there’s that to look forward to.

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