Israeli media dismisses UN child-slaughter report by complaining U18s included

Newspapers in Israel have reacted to the United Nations report condemning Israel’s deliberate mass slaughter of Palestinian children by trying to dismiss it. Dismiss it by complaining that it:

defin[es] a child as “under-18.” Israel rejects the findings and calls the report biased and defamatory.

Israel — “What a f***ing child is”

The disgusting weasel excuse, so typical of the zionist lobby, met with the derision it deserves. Like this post, which itself went viral:

yes, they do, because that is what a fucking child is. do you people even hear yourselves https://t.co/BjNl0oUWLt pic.twitter.com/eZQM3rEniK

— enter shakira𓅮 (@BARFJAMiN) June 25, 2026

The same poster pointed out that the article also complains that 16-17 year olds sometimes ‘take up arms’:

“16-17 year olds are taking up arms” yes. you just murdered their entire fucking families, what do you want them to do, make you a thank you card? they’re still children and no child should ever be put in that position by a western-backed occupying force. go fuck yourselves.

Another contrasted the way in which Israeli soldiers attending a rave just outside Gaza were ‘kidnapped’:

lol by contrast https://t.co/umMUVDI2u3

— Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies (@CeilNoyle) June 26, 2026

Some, very pertinently, reminded readers of ‘mainstream’ media collusion in the whitewashing of Israel’s mass infanticide:

Obligatory: pic.twitter.com/LC1Q1oLoho

— Pote (@ka_pote) June 26, 2026

But Israelis of the same age as Palestinian ‘under-18s’ are, of course, children:

Those clowns literally referred to Israeli minors as CHILDREN just three weeks ago!

But Palestinian minors considered as children is where they draw the line..

🤡🤡🤡🤡 pic.twitter.com/8X3JIvPMax

— فُلَانْ بِنْ عَلَّاْنْ (@Matador_X6) June 26, 2026

And some pointed out how many paedophiles the zionist state is harbouring (well over 2,000):

Of course they want you to reconsider calling them kids. Israel is a safe haven for pedos. https://t.co/hK03bkfFyV

— Go hyuck yourself (@defcon_world) June 26, 2026

Small wonder that the genocidal regime will try any dishonesty to excuse or distract from its crimes. Israel is a terror state that deliberately slaughters children. One that frequently treats even its own children with a sickening, horrific callousness and perversion.

Featured image via the Canary