With Keir Starmer off to Samoa for a meeting, the Labour Party and Tory deputies faced off at Prime Minister’s Questions (PMQs). The results were a vomit-inducing spectacle around a certain Charles Windsor.
A PMQs king Charles “Love in”
We say ‘face off’, but as Angela Rayner literally said:
Mr Speaker, I’m loving this love-in
One moment that was particularly revealing for those who view Labour and Tory as largely now two sides of the same coin was Oliver Dowden singing ludicrous praise for king Charles:
I’d like to turn to somebody I hope we can all agree is a hard working person, his majesty the King
And Rayner responded:
I will agree with my right honourable friend, the King does a tremendous job
The monarchy is a toxic symbol of unearned privilege and hierarchy that functions to legitimise those same anti-meritocratic tendencies in the Tory party.
To name a few of those tendencies: advancing private healthcare, maintaining private education, and overseeing hundreds of thousands if not millions in unearned inheritance. 60% of private wealth is inherited. And here’s Labour ‘working-class hero’ Rayner agreeing whole-heartedly with Dowden.
To say Charles earns the £350m tax free grant from the public purse he gets every year through “hard work” is an insult to every brickie, sparkie, and engineer in the country. And some form of royal payment has been going on since 1760. Before then it was even worse. The monarch actually fully owned the assets of the Crown Estate, instead of the blurring private-public ownership we have now, where the monarchy transfers net profits to the Treasury.
Not to mention Charles receives £28m per year from estates that the Dutchy of Lancaster oversees. And he is a serial landlord. This is passive, unearned income from owning personal assets – far from “hard working”. As the Guardian reports:
Taking into account the many rental properties, the farmland, commercial rentals and the grand mansions, Charles has inherited an estate worth between £250m and £390m, according to valuation experts.
The ‘work’ Charles actually does is largely ceremonial and symbolic, hardly ‘earning’ hundreds of millions per year.
That said, the monarchy does have the very real power to veto laws, as revealed in 2013.
Instead of the current arrangement, the head of state should be elected to oversee circumstances such as parliamentary transitions.
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Your article blows it with an attack promoting and equally vile idea of merit: meritocracy. This is a satirical term, not one to be elevated, but rather to be eviscerated. It is nobles disgusting to say that the goods of the world be distributed according to “merit” (whatever the fuck that even is) than privilege or inheritance. All are equally deserving and by right of existence should have free access to all that they need. “Merit” is simply political-rhetorical bullshit, used to deliberately to forcibly withhold the necessities of life and mal-distribute the rest through claims that someone has either “earned” it (or not). I find it increasingly concerning how the contributors to the canary are blindsided by obviously problematic ideas. Society is not a natural category of thing, it is a construct, and has no necessary existence. In matters of how it is organised and the goods it produces are distributed, all there then is is politics. At that point, there are no facts, only views, perspectives and opinions. As soon as someone says that one person is more deserving than another, for any reason they might conjure up (race, sex, genes, merit, ability, role, education, skills, hard work, etc.) they’re making political statements, not factual ones, about worth. And we need to be clear, that worth is being connected to existence. The canary writes extensively about disabled people, in particular those affected by chronic fatigue of whatever cause. A “meritocratic” perspective would see the worth of those with illnesses linked to chronic fatigue diminish to around zero. Instead of using whatever insult comes to mind, however stupid and inconsistent it is (you’ve called people “bitches” in a recent insult piece, so you’ve lost any credibility when it comes to challenging sexism and misogyny, unless you’re thinking it’s ok when you’re sexist, it’s just a problem when others are, and you’ve used vegans as objects of insult – talk about punching up, FFS). I think sometimes you use insults without thinking, and end up sounding ideologically inconsistent and quite prejudiced. Not a good look, and it undermines your message, which is important. We need to move away from ideas about who is or isn’t deserving, to seeing everyone as equally deserving – using work, someone’s role, work, and so on, as the basis of distribution is just as toxic as privilege. There are so many barriers to accessing work of all kinds, all work is political, division of labour is perverse and unnatural, work is not freely chosen, but depends on selection (not merit), and there is no method for evaluating the worth of anything we might call “work” (leaving it to the “market” to decide is no answer to that one either). And meritocracy has a hidden premise – that people have to demonstrate their worth to others, that existence is predicated on work done for others. We have another word for that: slavery.