Cocaine cryptid Tommy Robinson has gone for a quick holibobs to Israel.

Billionaire-funded fascist Tommy Robinson has been given time off from his terrorism trial to visit the world’s foremost terror state: yes, Israel.

This timeline is really getting better by the minute, FFS.

For those who don’t know Robinson – AKA Stephen Yaxley-Lennon – has a long history with the genocide state.

Here’s Lowkey laying it out:

Lowkey EXPOSES Tommy Robinson's Links to Israel @Lowkey0nline pic.twitter.com/3iN4rpbjdc

— Double Down News (@DoubleDownNews) October 15, 2025

Tommy Robinson is off on a… fascist holiday

Here’s the wee fella arriving at the airport in a country best known for sniping children for sport, bombing hospitals and starving civilians:

Bigot and suspected terrorist Tommy Robinson (real name: Christopher Yaxley-Lenon) lands in Israel to meet his bosses.

He’s greeted by a man convicted for beating his wife to a pulp.

lsraeI is behind so much of the hate and scum on our earth.
pic.twitter.com/hGd2bkPHgd

— ADAM (@AdameMedia) October 16, 2025

Can’t imagine why he’d feel at home there…

Robinson recently told reporters he was going on a ‘state visit’ to build “allegiances”, presumably with other complete wetties:

Tommy Robinson is off to Israel tomorrow, but it's not a state visit lol.

He's only been invited because he's a racist who hates Muslims. That's what they have in common. pic.twitter.com/Wk9kNXh9da

— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) October 14, 2025

On arrival Robinson said he was jealous that Israel has a leader like the indicted war criminal Netanyahu:

🇬🇧🇮🇱 TOMMY ROBINSON IN ISRAEL: “I WISH OUR COUNTRY HAD A LEADER LIKE NETANYAHU” 😳 pic.twitter.com/lkKo5bSuWe

— Khalissee (@Kahlissee) October 15, 2025

Odd really, because there’s a sense if the state of Israel ever came to a sudden halt, Keir Starmer would disappear so far up it’s arse we’d need a surgeon to remove him. The absolute melt.

What happened to his trial

But isn’t Robinson on trial a minute ago, you may ask?

Well…. yes. But the judge gave him some sort of dispensation to visit Israel.

Middle East Eye explains:

At a hearing in the Westminster Magistrates Court on 13 October, the judge said he would accommodate Robinson’s “travel arrangements” and delay his verdict until 4 November.

The New Statesman explained some of the allegations against him:

Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) faced trial for refusing to supply the Pin to his phone to police while entering the UK last July.

He appeared under Schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act 2000, which allows police to stop people passing through UK ports to determine whether they are involved in terrorism and obliges detainees to provide the Pins for electronic devices.

Bentley proletarian

Robinson was reportedly stopped driving a flash Bentley, true man of the working class. It’s reported he was carrying a large amount of cash in the direction of France. He refused to give up his phone pin, he claims:

…because I didn’t want to give the state my sources of information as a journalist.

I think that’s it for this bizarre story.

No wait, gazillionaire Hitler-saluting sugar daddy Elon Musk is paying Robinson’s legal fees. This place gets weirder by the minute.

Featured image via the Canary