Nanny state Farage is ranting about what you should call milk

If you’re old enough, you’ll remember the British press constantly moaned about the ‘nanny state’ in the New Labour years. This is the term for when the government interferes in people’s every day business to an unhealthy degree. And as we’ve seen this week, Nigel Farage is going to be the nanny state personified if he becomes PM.

First he was going after work-from-home; now he wants to tell you what you can and can’t call oat milk:

When I first made this TikTok video in 2024 you all laughed at me.

Well, today the Supreme Court has ruled that ‘oat milk’ can no longer be called milk.

You’re not laughing now are you! pic.twitter.com/WFQaEgNulO

— Nigel Farage MP (@Nigel_Farage) February 11, 2026

How about minding your business, feller?

We are laughing now, to be fair

Farage is referring to the Supreme Court ruling which decided you can’t call oat milk ‘milk’ anymore. We have two thoughts on this:

• We’re really spending time and money on this?
• We’ll continue to call it oat milk out of habit, but we don’t care either way – we have more important things to worry about.

In the video above, Farage says:

So I’m in a smart hotel in London; I’ve got a cup, I want some milk. Let’s have a look. We’ve got semi-skimmed, I don’t like that. Oat milk? What on Earth’s that when it’s at home. Almond milk. All I want’s proper bloody milk, not left-wing options – proper milk. What’s wrong with me asking for that?

You are an old man in a public breakfast room shouting at the coffee table; this isn’t normal.

We’re going to print this in big, bold letters so that it gets through:

IF THE THOUGHT OF OAT MILK UPSETS YOU, YOU ARE TOO EASILY UPSET.

This is absolute snowflake behaviour.

It’s possibly the most snowflake anyone has ever been since Lee Anderson celebrated the conviction of his heckler.

And going further, there is nothing ‘left-wing’ about oat milk. Almond milk did not feature in the Communist Manifesto. Organised labour have never gone on strike to secure the right to coconut milk. Cashew milk is not a key tenet of Xi Jinping Thought.

Farage is doing two things here:

• Thinking that anything which wasn’t common in his childhood is wrong by default because his brain is decaying.
• Thinking that anything he doesn’t personally enjoy is ‘left wing’ because he’s right wing.

As we mentioned, Mr Nanny is also telling people where they can and can’t work. HG reported for the Canary:

Nigel Farage is going after work-from-home, in a hypocritical attempt to make it look like he’s ever worked a day in his life.

Of course, Nigey isn’t telling us that he previously employed his wife to work from home.

To make matters more infuriating, Reform UK also happens to employ people who work from home.

These people are going to be all up in your business while telling you to mind yours.

This your guy?

As is obvious from Farage’s tweet, he’s spent the past two years stewing on this. Do we really want this petty, small-minded dweeb in charge of the country?

Because let’s be real – at this point, he’s gonna want revenge for a lot more than just his opinions about milk.

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