Sunak just got a taste of his own, sh*tty medicine – or he will if he goes for a dip in his lake

Rishi Sunak may well come across the one floating voter of the general election if he happens to go for a swim in his private lake. Because thanks to direct action group Youth Demand, the PM’s own body of water has a new resident – and his lake is now like the rest of Britain’s waterways: teeming with shit.

Sunak’s shitshow is over

As a thankyou and a parting gift to Sunak and the Tories for the last 14 years of service, a Youth Demand supporter has ‘sunk the Bismarck’ in Rishi Sunak’s lake. Youth Demand is a campaign calling for a two-way arms embargo on Israel and for the incoming UK government to revoke all new oil and gas licences granted since 2021.

At around 12:50 pm on Tuesday 25 June, Oliver, 21, a student from Manchester visited Rishi Sunak’s North Yorkshire mansion and ‘murdered a brown snake’ in the multi-millionaires’ lake, whilst wearing a shirt emblazoned with ‘Eat Shit Rishi’:

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Police arrived on the scene almost immediately and detained four people, including a press photographer, which may lead to their arrest:

Before shitting in the lake, Oliver said:

We have so much to thank the Tories for: from crumbling schools, shit in the rivers and a collapsing NHS; to creating a nation with more food banks than McDonalds and 4.3 million UK children living in poverty. From allowing their mates to get filthy rich from selling weapons to battle-test on toddlers in Gaza, or by drilling for more oil as the world burns – it’s quite a legacy!”

Yet this shit-show is set to continue with yet another party led by a pathological liar who will be taking office next. Both Labour and the Tories are content to keep shitting on Gaza, and on every future generation, by continuing weapons trading with Israel and by not revoking all oil and gas licences granted since 2021.

The two party system is just two cheeks of the same arse. We deserve better! Take action at youthdemand.org.

Youth Demand: better at the puns than the Sun (and a lot nicer, too)

A Youth Demand spokesperson said:

From Number 10 to Number 2, let’s face it: he’s done a shit job, and the Tories are facing an electoral wipe-out. As a final goodbye, we’re issuing a ‘code-brown’ to Mr Sunak and his colleagues in government for 14 years of total failure, by delivering them some much needed moral fibre.

They’ve landed us all up shit-creek and so we hope they accept these ‘gorilla fingers’ as a heartfelt gesture of our feelings towards them.

But although we’ve unloaded some timber, we’re not out of the woods yet. Our political system is broken. Labour has to lose the policies from the bottom-drawer and convince floating voters by putting the skids on arms trading with Israel and flushing all oil and gas projects licensed since 2021- policies which stain the UK’s reputation.

It’s a big job, but it’s time to sort shit out. Join us for a week of action in London from the 13th July, sign up at youth demand.org.

Sunak: wiping his arse with £50 notes

This mansion is one of several properties owned by Mr Sunak and his wife Akshata Murty. Murty owns a reported £400m stake in her billionaire father’s company Infosys, which signed a $1.5bn deal with BP in May 2023.

Sunak and Murty bought the £2m Grade-II listed Georgian manor house in the picturesque village of Kirby Sigston, before Mr Sunak became MP for Richmond in 2015.

However, this isn’t the only property in the couple’s extensive repertoire, which include a £6.6m mansion in Kensington, London, and a vacation home in California. The couple have an estimated combined net worth of £730m.

Last year 16 Just Stop Oil supporters were arrested outside Sunak’s London Mansion, after Louise Harris sang her chart-topping track ‘We Tried’.

Featured image and additional images via Youth Demand