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Analysts believe sleeping Trump farted in front of young girls

Willem Moore by Willem Moore
15 January 2026
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Armchair analysts have decided that Donald Trump fell asleep and farted in an Oval Office meeting. Can we confirm those reports? Sadly not; not until the deep state gives us access to their smell-o-vision technology, anyway.

For now, people will have to look at the following video to come to their own conclusion:

Just after Trump farted the youngest girl looked up at her mom as if to say "He stinks" then her face turns red from breathing it in! 💩 https://t.co/dJ1x4vsUx4

— Phil (@syadfodne) January 15, 2026

Trump trumps?

The following is a close up from the same video:

Donald Trump falls asleep and farts in front of two young girls. pic.twitter.com/Elnk0qpa8G

— Gandalv (@Microinteracti1) January 14, 2026

It’s clear that something happens, but not what.

Arguably, that particular something wasn’t even the worst moment of the event:

This is fucking disturbing. https://t.co/W6ipgv4Mmw pic.twitter.com/9ROtlku5Ld

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) January 14, 2026

Lending some credibility to the fart theory, this isn’t the first time that Trump has stood accused of public flatulence:

Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell. pic.twitter.com/wa6F3iRDgX

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 19, 2024

As Los Angeles Magazine reported at the time of the above:

Ben Meiselas, co-founder of MeidasTouch and owner of Los Angeles Magazine, reported today that “Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it’s very stinky around him.”

“Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell,” he said, noting that these observations are from credible sources in the courtroom.

Because of the above, there are now allegation of flatulence every time Trump does anything odd; e.g. when he got up in a meeting the other day to stare out of a window:

Trump on the ballroom: "It will take care of the inauguration with bulletproof glass, drone-proof ceilings, and everything else unfortunately that today you need." pic.twitter.com/RHSt95eoh6

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 9, 2026

Problems

Must be all the McDonald’s he eats:

I'm old enough to remember when you photoshopped the McDonalds lunch to appear to be healthy Thanksgiving food.

Have you talked to Porky Trump about his diet: fries, Filet-O-Fish, a Quarter Pounder, a Big Mac and a chocolate shake? pic.twitter.com/Du7SuTMaGJ

— PatriotDaughter (@Cubfan13241) January 7, 2026

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  1. westham-mike says:
    4 months ago

    OMG a human broke wind, whilst asleep? The quality of “news” has come to this!

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