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Labour goes full-on far-right with plans to steal jewellery from asylum seekers

Alex/Rose Cocker by Alex/Rose Cocker
17 November 2025
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Just in case you thought the Labour Party couldn’t sink any lower, Alex Norris and Shabana Mahmood are here to propose… seizing jewellery from asylum seekers. Like the telltale stink preceding the revelation that the dog shat in the hallway again, the news comes from briefings given to journalists ahead of today’s formal announcement of sweeping ‘asylum reforms’ from the Home Secretary.

‘A bag of gold rings, that’s different’ says Labour

Home Office minister Alex Norris told Sky News:

At the moment, the British public pay billions of pounds a year so that those seeking asylum, or those who have already failed in their applications, can be supported in their accommodation and their living.

It is right if those people have money in the bank, people have assets like cars, like e-bikes, they should be contributing. No, we’re not going to be taking people’s heirlooms off them at the border. But we do want, there is an individual for example who is getting £800 sent to him, he has got himself an Audi, people have cars, if people have e-bikes, if those are assets they should contribute to the cost of their living people have cars.

Interviewer Sophy Ridge pressed Norris on whether Labour were planning to seize jewellery from asylum seekers. The MP tried to squirm his way out, insisting that we should wait for the official announcement. However, Ridge pointed out that the jewellery talking point was taken directly from earlier press briefings.

Norris answered that Labour didn’t plan to seize assets if someone had “a nice necklace”, in Ridge’s words. However, he stated that:

What we’re saying though, if someone comes over with a bag full of gold rings, well that might, that’s different.

If you’ve ever tried living on £800 a month, you’ll know it doesn’t buy you a fucking Audi anytime soon. People aren’t regularly braving the channel crossing in a dinghy with a “bag of gold rings”. If they were, it’d never leave the front page of the Daily Mail. 

Even that “£800 a month” is a crock of shit. Asylum seekers often live on around £7 a day, or just £1.26 if they’re in hotel accommodation. They have no choice in the accommodation they’re given, which is often deeply substandard.

Policy from the Trump playbook

However, Norris, Mahmood and the Labour Party are trying to conjure up an image of a kind of fat-cat asylum seeker. We’re meant to believe they’re hoarding their own assets and living on UK handouts. We know that this is a fiction. They know that this is a fiction. Even this piss-poor excuse for a government can’t believe that stripping asylum seekers of their jewellery will generate any meaningful amount of revenue.

Rather, this is a policy clearly designed to appeal to a particular kind of racist shithead. It’s targeting the people who desperately want to believe in that fiction. ‘They’re coming over here with bags of gold rings’. ‘They’re buying fancy cars with taxpayers’ money’. That pathetic attempt to appeal to the far right is borne out by Norris’ later chatter about Trump-style visa bans for certain countries of origin:

There are significant numbers of people who’ve been through the system – they’ve come to this country, have an asylum claim rejected, they’ve appealed it, that’s been rejected and now they’re in accommodation paid for by the taxpayer, going nowhere fast. Terrible for those people, terrible for us collectively.

But the country of origin, which is a safe country, which often we have a returns agreement with, aren’t doing their bit in helping us remove their citizens back to home.

The three “safe” countries which are potentially in line for visa sanctions are Angola, Namibia and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. That’s the same Democratic Republic of Congo with the 4-year armed conflict and UN-confirmed “deepening hunger crisis”, by the way.

As the Canary has written time and time again about Labour’s stooping to immigrant-bashing: this will not work. The likes of Tommy Robinson will laugh that the Overton window has been obliterated, then they’ll still vote Reform. Meanwhile, anyone with an ounce of human feeling in their body will look on in horror as the UK’s ‘left wing’ government proposes seizing jewellery from asylum seekers. Make it make fucking sense.

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Comments 7

  1. Andrellina says:
    8 months ago

    Maybe they’ll remove any gold teeth they find
    Perhaps they can issue them with a nice stripey uniform

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  2. Philip Shotton says:
    8 months ago

    How about they are forced to donate a kidney, or a piece of their liver, or sell their children into slavery.
    I have never heard such a disgusting idea come out of a Labour politician’s mouth. Even Farage would baulk at that.

    Reply
  3. David Lewis says:
    8 months ago

    This is all Trump-type speak. And we don’t want it. The problem is the majority of people are racist and any comment in support of their view however outlandish is quoted as a statement of fact. The government doesn’t have a clue only responding in a knee-jerk way to anything which pops up in the news, mostly unpleasant. This just justifies the increasing unpleasantness.

    Reply
  4. BlimByrne says:
    8 months ago

    Ask them if they want the gold out of their teeth..

    Reply
  5. Dave__G says:
    8 months ago

    Why are Labour copying far right people like Trump and Farage? Shouldn’t they be offering a real alternative to them, not trying to emulate them?

    Reply
  6. Patrick McQueenie says:
    8 months ago

    Is this not what RHOM’ Brown Shirts And Hitler and Himmler’ SS did to the Jews, And now the Jews are doing it to Palestinian’ it’s a fanny ole wurld Greavsie init

    Reply
  7. NameGen says:
    8 months ago

    I wonder how anyone working for the Labour party gets to sleep at night, at this point. The leadership have made it perfectly clear that they’re going to somehow be… even more cartoonishly evil than the Tories, in many cases?
    Are they going to start talking about how hiring people to steal from asylum seekers is a great source of job creation next?

    Reply

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