After deleting his 10 pledges, real ‘conservative’ Keir Starmer is now praising the worst Tory PM ever

In May 2023, Keir Starmer laid out why his Labour Party is the true vehicle of conservative values. Those who’ve watched him lurching ever rightwards will be unsurprised to learn he’s now praising – of all people – Margaret ‘milk snatcher‘ Thatcher. They’ll additionally be unsurprised to discover he’s doing it from behind a paywall in the Daily Telegraph.

Their lack of surprise will be further un-tested when we tell them Starmer tries to set himself up as a man of the people in this paywall-gated, Thatcher-praising stinkpiece. ‘Which people?’, they won’t ask, because they know exactly which people he’s pitching himself to – namely the sort who can stomach paying for a subscription to the Daily Telegraph.

Margaret fucking Thatcher

In his piece, Starmer said:

Margaret Thatcher sought to drag Britain out of its stupor by setting loose our natural entrepreneurialism

As people have rightly pointed out:

Writing in the Telegraph today, Keir Starmer says:

"Margaret Thatcher sought to drag Britain out of its stupor by setting loose our natural entrepreneurialism"

Avg GDP growth/year in the 1970s: 3.1%
Avg GDP growth/year in the 1980s: 2.7%

She set loose unemployment & inequality

— Andrew Fisher (@FisherAndrew79) December 3, 2023

This is the opening paragraph of the Starmer piece:

It is too easy to look at Britain today and throw your hands up in despair. Families across the country are bombarded with daily reminders of our current malaise: crumbling public services that no longer serve the public, families weighed down by the anxiety of spiralling mortgage bills and food prices, neighbourhoods plagued by crime and anti-social behaviour. Any one of these individually would be cause for outrage. Taken together they merge into something more insidious: the idea that our country no longer works for those it is supposed to.

The irony is that although this obviously describes the here and now, most of it also describes Britain under Thatcher:

Thinking of Keir Starmer’s praise for a Margaret Thatcher who turbo-charged inequality, created mass unemployment, flogged public assets on the cheap to her mates and tried to crush trades unions. pic.twitter.com/HcazPCgC1i

— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) December 3, 2023

You could argue that giving council tenants the right to buy their rentals aided social mobility. You could simultaneously argue that flogging off social housing without replacing it massively contributed to the nightmare we find ourselves in, in which renting is sky high, buying is sky high, and the prospect of being able to buy (and in some cases even rent) is looking increasingly unlikely for many.

Needless to say, people had some opinions on Starmer’s comments:

She and Reagan released "finacialisation" the curse that dooms us all…maybe he needs to read a bit of Piketty?

— 🐟 🇪🇺🇺🇦Allan Paterson, @AllianceNowUK #Resist (@AllanGPaterson) December 3, 2023

Glenda Jackson eloquently attacks the “heinous social, economic and spiritual damage” that Margaret Thatcher wreaked upon the UK.

She did everlasting damage and was a disaster for this country.

Shame on @Keir_Starmer. pic.twitter.com/5VkjJMlIYu

— James Foster (@JamesEFoster) December 3, 2023

Promises not found

A big part of Starmer’s rightwards lurch has been the slow abandonment of the 10 pledges he made in the 2020 Labour leadership race. Given the fact that every dropped pledge generated negative coverage, many wondered why he didn’t just rip the plaster off in one go. Instead, Starmer has allowed the plaster to grow grimy and damp before limply peeling it off – exposing the festering ideology beneath:

In the same week Margaret Hodge said she sabotaged Labour’s chances in 2019 to stop Corbyn, and that Labour MPs will have prevented him becoming Prime Minister even if he won, we have another stark reminder of Britain’s democratic deficit: Starmer defrauding the party membership https://t.co/DBH6LqZW3p

— Matt Zarb-Cousin (@mattzarb) December 2, 2023

Labour’s polling has undoubtedly benefitted from the cost of living crisis obliterating any credibility the Conservatives had with your average British voter. When the election rolls around, however, people will actually be paying attention – and some of them will notice that Starmer’s pitch is ‘if you’re fed up with the Tories, vote for me – Keir Starmer – the biggest fucking Tory there is’.

Some have suggested that Starmer’s attempts to appeal solely to the right will actually be his political undoing:

Starmer's making the same tactical mistake Corbyn made in 2019: taking established Labour voters for granted. I appreciate the country is in a v difficult position democratically (arguably Cambs Analytica etc. destroyed British democracy.)

Even so, strategically this is nuts. https://t.co/B1zAoMtCnO

— Ray (@Warzoid) December 3, 2023

The context of this tweet is that the Starmer-led drive for a second referendum alienated the ‘Red Wall’ Labour voters who voted Tory in 2019 (the ‘Cambridge Analytica destroyed democracy’ is pretty silly, but everything before that is worth considering).

Among the critics was SNP leader Humza Yousaf:

What Thatcher did to mining and industrial communities was not "entrepreneurialism", it was vandalism.

Starmer praising Thatcher is an insult to those communities in Scotland, and across the UK, who still bear the scars of her disastrous policies.https://t.co/8FuiLZKvKI pic.twitter.com/ZQ4GNajlyA

— Humza Yousaf (@HumzaYousaf) December 3, 2023

‘Thatcher bad’ is a very commonly held opinion in Britain, and that’s especially true in Scotland.

Starmer supposedly wants to win back seats in Scotland, so it’s unclear why he’s forced himself into a position which is on a par with banning kilts or taxing Irn Bru. Maybe he’s actually just annoyed that Scottish Labour refused to back him up when he said Israel had the right to cut Palestine’s water and power off – i.e. to ethnically cleanse them (a clear statement he later claimed meant something other than the words he actually said) – and now he wants to get rid of the Scottish branch entirely.

Car crash incoming?

It really seems like Starmer doesn’t grasp what the general election is going to be like. During an election, impartiality rules kick in, and while it’s still nothing like genuine impartiality, it does mean journalists are nowhere near as terrible as usual. This means that all the back-peddling and broken promises – all the Thatcher praising – this stuff will come up, and Starmer will have to answer for it.

The thing is, we know precisely how he’ll answer – namely by doing that awful thing he does of robotically repeating whatever uninspiring slogan he memorised that morning:

'Honest' Starmer too slippery to answer a straight question – whether he had told Nadia Whittome to delete her tweet about Rishi Sunak
Waiting for the focus group to decide?
Come the GE, the electorate will BE the focus group – and they won't trust him pic.twitter.com/ABLbb9YxE4

— The Prole Star (@TheProleStar) October 28, 2022

Can Labour mess things up badly enough to destroy the current poll lead they enjoy? In the words of Starmer’s hero Margaret Thatcher, “of course they fucking can”. We don’t know when she said that precisely, but she likely said it at some point – perhaps when asked “can the working classes of Britain go fuck themselves?”

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