Trump tells Norway’s PM ‘you didn’t give me a Nobel so it’s your fault if there’s war’

Unhinged US president Donald Trump has written a bizarre, petulant letter to Norwegian prime minister Jonas Gahr Støre, threatening to go to war over Greenland (which is ruled by Denmark, not Norway) – because the Nobel organisation didn’t give Trump a peace prize.

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Trump has made stealing Greenland his latest attempt to distract US voters from his hundreds of damning appearances in the Epstein files – after abducting Venezuela’s president, threatening to bomb Iran and threatening Minnesota with the Insurrection Act for daring to resist his ICE Gestapo thugs.

The full, typically mis-capitalised letter reads:

Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.

Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway?

There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.

I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT

Trump’s nose is still out of joint after the ‘prize’ went to another warmongering right-winger, Venezuelan wannabe Maria Machado. His mood is not helped by the fact that the Nobel committee mocked him after Machado tried to ingratiate herself by giving him her medal.

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