Trump praises Allah in bizarre Easter message

In a bizarre and violent Easter Sunday message, Donald Trump has praised Allah. While there’s nothing wrong with a man praising a god in any language, it does read a little perversely when he’s simultaneously threatening war crimes against the Muslim nation of Iran:

🚨🇮🇷 NEW: President Trump says “praise be to Allah” as he threatens Iran

“Open the fuckin’ Strait you crazy bastards” pic.twitter.com/e8tbQq1zA7

— Politics Global (@PolitlcsGlobal) April 5, 2026

Trump — War crimes

While the above is shorter than a lot of Trump’s recent rants, there’s still a lot to highlight. Firstly, the opener:

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.

Trump is threatening to repeat the attacks on power plants and bridges which the US has already subjected Iran too. As attacking civilian infrastructure is a war crime, this means Trump is openly threatening to commit war crimes.

What the US is doing in Iran is barbaric.

Trump is intentionally targeting civilian infrastructure, and boasting about it.

The US military launched a double-tap strike on a bridge with no military activity, massacring Iranian civilians who were picnicking.

This is terrorism. pic.twitter.com/BWGfd8niST

— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) April 3, 2026

In future generations, people will ask why American politicians didn’t move to remove Trump when he was blatantly threatening to violate international law. Hopefully, said politicians will be answering such questions from their prison cells.

Next, Trump said:

There will be nothing like it!!!

By this, he means ‘nothing like it besides the previously committed war crimes I just admitted to‘.

He continued:

Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell

Not sure you get to call people “crazy” when you’re the one who started this futile war in the first place.

The US and Israel have repeatedly attacked Iran despite peace talks continuing. Arguably, Iran’s response has been incredibly rational.

To avoid any risk of the US provoking a conflict every twelve months, they’ve sought to demonstrate how costly hostilities will be. “Crazy” would be for them to engage with Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu as if they were honest actors.

1) Trump is being driven insane by his inability to defeat Iran.

2) This is a threat to commit unspeakable war crimes.

3) If he does this, Iran will target energy and water desalination infrastructure in the Gulf, triggering a global depression. pic.twitter.com/q4igi5Pk9s

— Owen Jones (@owenjonesjourno) April 5, 2026

As we’ve reported, Trump appears to be counting down towards some sort of extreme event:

BREAKING: President Trump announces he will be having a news conference with the US Military at 1 PM ET tomorrow.

This is just 3 hours after his “48 hour warning” to Iran expires.

He also just declared Tuesday as “power plant and bridge day.”

We will be covering it real-time.

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) April 5, 2026

Praise be

Trump ends with what’s presumably sarcasm (we can’t say definitively, because he’s clearly not with it):

Praise be to Allah.

If Trump’s hoping to come out of this looking good, he’s going to need to send praise to more than Allah. Because at this point, nothing less than a miracle is going to clean up his mess.

This is a hell of a message for the American President to put out on Easter, anyway — especially considering he’s the candidate of choice for the American evangelicals.

Featured image via White House