Trump claims not to have a ‘racist bone in his body’ but refuses to release bone test
Following his latest incidence of blatant unfettered racism, Donald Trump claimed ‘not to have a racist bone in his body’.
Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body! The so-called vote to be taken is a Democrat con game. Republicans should not show “weakness” and fall into their trap. This should be a vote on the filthy language, statements and lies told by the Democrat…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2019
Despite the confidence with which he tweeted this, Trump is flat-out refusing to release his most recent bone exam.
Release the test
Although Trump won’t release the test, a whistleblower from the bone lab has come forwards. According to them, Trump actually doesn’t have a non-racist bone in his body.
The unnamed bone boffin revealed the following:
I’ve never seen anything like it. His ribs all had ‘Make America White Again’ on them; his pelvis is a Confederate flag. The back of his skull has a depiction of the 21st century’s most infamous racist – President Donald Trump.
Even the tiny little bones in his feet had tiny little swastikas. They’d all been inscribed backwards, but that’s a pretty common mistake among dipshit racists, to be fair.
Trump objected to the leak, saying:
This so-called anonymous bone loser is FAKE NEWS and a CROOKED DEMOCRAT!
He later tweeted:
What’s racist about a man having hundreds of tiny swastikas carved into his bones? Do you think that’s racist? I don’t see why that’s racist.
The people screengrabbing my previous tweet are FAKE NEWS and CROOKED DEMOCRATS!
The congresswomen of colour he initially attacked had a smarter response. Although, to be fair, any response to Trump is by default the ‘smarter’ one:
You know what we’re going to do tomorrow?
Same thing we do every week. Fight for:
✅ Living wages & unions
✅ A humane border
✅ Healthcare + edu as rights
✅ Loosening the grip of corp lobbyists on our democracy
They can stay busy defending racism.
We’ve got things to do.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) July 15, 2019
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