Trump claims not to have a 'racist bone in his body' but refuses to release bone test

Trump claims not to have a ‘racist bone in his body’ but refuses to release bone test

Following his latest incidence of blatant unfettered racism, Donald Trump claimed ‘not to have a racist bone in his body’.

Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body! The so-called vote to be taken is a Democrat con game. Republicans should not show “weakness” and fall into their trap. This should be a vote on the filthy language, statements and lies told by the Democrat…..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2019

Despite the confidence with which he tweeted this, Trump is flat-out refusing to release his most recent bone exam.

Release the test

Although Trump won’t release the test, a whistleblower from the bone lab has come forwards. According to them, Trump actually doesn’t have a non-racist bone in his body.

The unnamed bone boffin revealed the following:

I’ve never seen anything like it. His ribs all had ‘Make America White Again’ on them; his pelvis is a Confederate flag. The back of his skull has a depiction of the 21^st century’s most infamous racist – President Donald Trump.

Even the tiny little bones in his feet had tiny little swastikas. They’d all been inscribed backwards, but that’s a pretty common mistake among dipshit racists, to be fair.

Tweetstorm

Trump objected to the leak, saying:

This so-called anonymous bone loser is FAKE NEWS and a CROOKED DEMOCRAT!

He later tweeted:

What’s racist about a man having hundreds of tiny swastikas carved into his bones? Do you think that’s racist? I don’t see why that’s racist.

And then:

The people screengrabbing my previous tweet are FAKE NEWS and CROOKED DEMOCRATS!

The congresswomen of colour he initially attacked had a smarter response. Although, to be fair, any response to Trump is by default the ‘smarter’ one:

You know what we’re going to do tomorrow?

Same thing we do every week. Fight for:
✅ Living wages & unions
✅ A humane border
✅ Healthcare + edu as rights
✅ Loosening the grip of corp lobbyists on our democracy

They can stay busy defending racism.

We’ve got things to do.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) July 15, 2019