Andrew Tate gets whooped in boxing match, and calls it a win

Since his public loss to Chase DeMoor, Andrew Tate has been tweeting non-stop to convince people that losing is cool, actually.

Now, in a post-fight analysis, Andrew Tate’s explained what happened:

Andrew Tate said he gassed out after the second round against Chase DeMoor 👀

“The first and second round, he couldn’t touch me. If I didn’t get tired, I would’ve won.” pic.twitter.com/PFPaIZGGRM

— Happy Punch (@HappyPunch) December 22, 2025

In other words, he was physically weaker than his opponent, and that led to Andrew Tate’s crushing defeat.

Was anyone actually confused about this?

Corn cobbing

In the video above, Tate explains that it’s getting back up again that makes him the ‘Top G’. Previously, Andrew Tate said this:

What do you call someone who loses?

A loser. https://t.co/FZJ0dJMLdw

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) November 6, 2024

Okay, loser.

He said this too:

Everything is a competition and the man who wants it most wins. pic.twitter.com/ywLbbbsSYa

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) August 26, 2025

Clearly didn’t want it enough.

And this:

A WINNER CAN’T BE MOTIVATED.

A WINNER CAN ONLY WIN.

Join us: https://t.co/lv6bVZjb4n pic.twitter.com/ASAFsCDPnB

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) November 25, 2024

We get it, pal…by your own metrics, you’re not a winner.

Andrew Tate just got his ass kicked, because of course he did.

As it turns out, he can only physically beat up women. pic.twitter.com/XXvVpDTTOW

— Johnny Loveless (@JohnnyLoveless) December 21, 2025

At least Andrew Tate didn’t have his jaw broken like Jake Paul. Mainly because he doesn’t have one. pic.twitter.com/W4Zv420o95

— Quadcarl (@Quadcarl) December 21, 2025

Since coming out as a loser, Tate has been tweeting NON-STOP in an effort to convince the world that middle-aged men who publicly get the shit kicked out of them are the real winners:

99.9% of 40 year old men with 700 million dollars sit around with whores.

I could have done the same and talked shit on the Internet and took no risks and just lived easy.

In my heart I knew I’m too old.

I knew I’d been out too long.

That’s why I had to do it.

To face… pic.twitter.com/pgZC203y4y

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) December 21, 2025

Andrew Tate’s also been retweeting flowery stuff like this from his fellow fantasists:

Andrew Tate is a warrior.

Would KO anyone on the streets.

Under the headlights, ring rust, facing a guy 10yr younger, so what? He didn’t lose anything. He went to war and felt alive.

Top G. Always.

– Wynn.

— James Wynn (@JamesWynnReal) December 21, 2025

He did lose something, though — he lost the fight.

The term for what Tate is doing is ‘corn cobbing’, in reference to the following meme:

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

— wint (@dril) November 11, 2011

The Loser club

Many of Tate’s dick riders have been asking the following:

How is getting beaten in a boxing match by a professional boxer a mark of shame? https://t.co/NcbGTwgoaT

— Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Sargon_of_Akkad) December 21, 2025

There’s a very simple answer to this, and it’s that Andrew Tate isn’t famous for being a professional boxer; he’s famous for being an alleged rapist / human trafficker who mouths off about how he’s the pinnacle of human perfection.

Oh, and lest we forget, for saying things like:

What do you call someone who loses?

A loser.

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