Labour can’t stop talking about Zack Polanski’s tits

When the Green Party elected Zack Polanski as its leader, it wasn’t long before Labour cracked this one out:

Meet Zack Polanski.

This is the person who the Greens just elected as their new leader.https://t.co/oMIC3Zwgch pic.twitter.com/xWk0ONQi3k

— Labour Press (@labourpress) September 2, 2025

After hearing this, most people went on the following journey, in which they:

• Thought ‘that’s a bit weird‘.
• Found out the Sun came up with the ‘breast enlargement’ stuff and passed it off as Polanski’s shtick.
• Thought ‘I probably shouldn’t be surprised that Labour and the Sun pushed a false narrative‘.
• Learned that the Green Party have better policies than Labour.
• Joined the Green Party.

Despite this propaganda push having never, ever landed, Labour MPs can’t stop pushing it:

These were my words and I stand by them:

“You have to question the morality of an individual who used to make money by pretending he could hypnotise women to get them a bigger bra size.” https://t.co/WblF1RUc5I

— Steve Reed (@SteveReedMP) December 26, 2025

With 2025 coming to a close, we think Labour’s New Year’s resolution should be to come up with new material.

Is this the breast they’ve got?

This latest spat began with housing minister Steve Reed calling Zack Polanski a “con artist” who fooled desperate women with dreams of D cups. Polanski immediately shot back:

A story in 3 parts:

– Steve Reed – Housing minister – launches a Christmas Day attack.

– And it's their usual shit.

– https://t.co/0qbagSwgNX https://t.co/yXHWIDdpVp

— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) December 25, 2025

Polanski also added an addendum:

Ps https://t.co/ldVy1UH7i7

— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) December 25, 2025

The above is taken from Paul Holden’s The Fraud, and it details the allegedly dubious activities of Reed in Croydon (you can read that chapter in full on the Inside Croydon blog). They summarised the story as follows (emphasis added):

To recap: hacked data, taken from an independent local news site, was used to identify the site’s confidential informants, who were providing the public with details of Croydon’s poor governance. This stolen information was then used to launch Labour Party disciplinary proceedings against the site’s sources. All of this was known to some of the most powerful people in the Labour Party bureaucracy — General Secretary David Evans and Alex Barros-Curtis [the party’s executive director of legal affairs; since 2024, a Labour MP] most notably — who were copied in, allegedly with the approval of Steve Reed.

The kicker: at the time, Reed was the party’s shadow justice minister.

Oh, and speaking of ‘con men’, if Reed isn’t one himself, it’s unclear why a landlord association would react so positively to his promotion to housing secretary:

Croydon MP Steve Reed has become Housing Secretary. The UK's largest landlord association is happy about it. pic.twitter.com/YK1MMBa1mA

— JW (@jwsal) September 5, 2025

Back to the blood sports, Polanski noted that Reed dresses like Donald Trump:

It wasn't *that* four letter word.

Although the same Labour Housing Minister who likes to dress up as Donald Trump.

So if he wants to randomly attack me on Christmas Day, let's talk about Steve Reed….https://t.co/mGCMM0tByP https://t.co/YpjwzPqWcO pic.twitter.com/8O3eqBuaCr

— Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski) December 26, 2025

Reed copied Trumps ‘drill, baby drill’ slogan with his own ‘build, baby build’, which is what’s written on those red hats:

Embarrassing, cheap party tricks from an MP who tried to stop 237 housing/flat scheme being built in his constituency.

BUILD BABY BUILD, just not in my constituency thanks.

This ain’t the adults in the room. This is a bunch of incompetent hypocrites. pic.twitter.com/y3YOFX1sA9

— Teri ☘️💚💙♿️ (@mettlesome_teri) September 28, 2025

It’s unclear why he did this, given that Trump isn’t linked to home building, and the British public dislike Trump. The only logical explanation seems to be that Reed isn’t very bright, and when he saw Trump had happy fans with red hats, he thought: ‘I’ll have me some of that‘.

That or Polanski hypnotised him, obviously.

Bigger problems

Labour have a bigger problem besides stale propaganda, and it’s that whenever they say anything, it becomes an opportunity for everyone to shout about how much they hate Labour. As an example, this was one of the replies to Reed:

Look who’s talking about morality – a genocide apologist 👇🏽 https://t.co/PgxZYfnzhB

— Osita Mba (@DrOsitaMba) December 26, 2025

It’s a shame hypnosis isn’t magic, because if it was, someone could hypnotise Reed into not being like this.

Featured image via Barold