UK Centrists try to emulate the Macron movement. Without the Macron. Or the movement.
France’s President Macron became popular in France by claiming to offer something different. Centrists in the UK would also like...
Daily Mail office attacked by wolf after no one believes their cries
For decades, the Daily Mail has been pointing at people they don’t like and shouting: WOLF! WOLF! IT’S A FUCKING...
An activist is hitting Twitter where it hurts in the war against far-right conspiracy sites
Apple, Facebook, YouTube, Spotify, and Vimeo recently removed the main output of the InfoWars conspiracy site. The most noticeable internet giant that hasn't removed...
Tepid politician serves tea to mugs
Boris Johnson recently referred to Muslim women in niqabs as 'bank robbers'. As it’s the summer break, this story could...
The week in satire Vol. #81
And what a week it was! A week in which Boris Johnson kicked up a stink! A week in which...
Tories at the crossroads between hateful incompetence and full-blown fascism
Boris Johnson is manoeuvring to become the next prime minister. His plan involves rallying the UKIP/scumbag vote by playing to...
‘Challenging our racism is racism’, shout racist white racists
When Boris Johnson said women in burkas look like “bank robbers”, there was a backlash. A few days later, it...
Poll shows that people who are a bit racist don’t find Boris Johnson racist
It’s perfectly possible to criticise face veils without being racist. But instead of doing that, Boris Johnson decided to say...
Boris Johnson refuses to apologise for ‘acting like’ a massive c**t
Boris Johnson – who has frequently been accused of ‘acting’ like a cunt – is in the headlines again. The...
Centrists plan to overthrow Corbyn by miraculously becoming popular
Despite their previous coups all failing, the Labour centrists are allegedly planning to topple Corbyn again. There’s just one problem:...
The week in satire Vol. #80
And what a week it was! A week in which fascists raised their ugly heads! A week in which interviewers...
No deal Brexit ‘the only one I know how to achieve’, admits Liam Fox
The disgraced former defence secretary Liam Fox famously said a post-Brexit trade deal would be the “easiest in human history”....
REVEALED! Right-wingers gag their mouths because they talk out of their arses anyway
There’s a long tradition of right-wingers taping their mouths shut to claim they’ve had their free speech curtailed. It’s now...
Far-right scammers wondering what to do with 10,000 ‘#FreeTommy’ T-shirts
Tommy Robinson being sent to prison was the best thing to happen to the far right since Nigel Farage shaved...
Fresh gaffe as Chinese diplomats mistake some random idiot for Jeremy Hunt
On 30 July, Jeremy Hunt somehow managed to describe his Chinese wife as “Japanese”. That wasn’t where the mix-ups ended,...
A commentator has a theory on why Brits might enjoy a Brexit catastrophe
The government has been preparing for a potential no-deal Brexit. Such plans could see the army being on hand to...
Army on standby to deliver Brexiteer propaganda post-Brexit
Plans have been drawn up for the possibility of a no-deal Brexit. This could see the army delivering vital British...
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