Tabloids celebrate as someone says Brexit is ‘less’ dire than he expected
Brexiters haven’t had much to celebrate. No one in government seems to know what they’re doing with it. The experts...
Mail Online accuses Nicola Sturgeon of strangling a beefeater with a Saltire
On Wednesday 24 January, several ‘news’ sources accused Nicola Sturgeon of something which apparently isn’t true. The Telegraph even used...
The Tories’ ‘fake news’ rapid response team flags every single Tory tweet
In a bid to stop the spread of disinformation, Theresa May has called for a 'fake news' rapid response team....
Mr Blobby is odds-on favourite to be the next UKIP leader
Henry Bolton has lost the confidence of UKIP. A party that famously placed its confidence in Paul ‘pants-on-fire’ Nuttall –...
The week in satire Vol. #56
And what a week it was! A week in which President Trump finished his first year in office! A week...
Carillion accepts £47bn payment to build Boris’s bridge to France
People have pointed out several problems with Boris’s idea for a Channel Bridge between Britain and France: It would cross...
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The Sun’s Brexit tapestry has to be seen to be believed. And even then… [IMAGES]
To celebrate the French President loaning the UK the Bayeux tapestry, The Sun has drawn a tapestry of its own....
Tory youth group’s attempt to give out free vasectomies goes poorly
The Tory Vice-Chair for Youth, Ben Bradley, was recently revealed to have historically called on unemployed people to get vasectomies....
£350m NHS lie ‘wasn’t shameless enough’, claims Boris Johnson
Speaking to The Guardian, Boris Johnson said the £350m Brexit claim was “too low”. When confused reporters pointed out the...
‘Please, sir, can we have some socialism?’ ask Carillion shareholders
After years of playing fast and loose with public money, the company Carillion is going into liquidation. Much like the...
Damian Green’s accuser has described The Mail on Sunday’s reporting on her as a ‘hatchet job’
On 1 November 2017, Conservative-aligned writer Kate Maltby detailed alleged instances of inappropriate behaviour from Damian Green. Green was the government's First...
Trump cancels UK visit after discovering that Teletubbies aren’t real
When Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit, many assumed it was to avoid protests. Primarily because he claimed it wasn't,...
Farage’s latest idea is going down like a plate of cold sick with Brexit voters
Unexpectedly, Nigel Farage has suggested he may be in favour of a second Brexit referendum. Many Remainers are supportive of...
REVEALED! Farage’s plan to use second referendum as cover for a jewel heist.
2016 was a bumper year for Nigel Farage – the year when all of his dreams came true. The period...
May’s botched reshuffle has infuriated The Mail for all the wrong reasons [IMAGE]
Theresa May's 2018 reshuffle was criticised for several reasons: not least because she didn't even seem to be in charge of...
Experts say a 5p levy on ‘Tory bullsh*t’ could raise ‘billions’
The 5p levy on plastic bags has been a fabulous success. The government has announced it's led to a 90%...
Government to invest £50m in better NHS winter crisis apology
When the now annual NHS winter crisis rolled around, people thought: Oh no! Whatever can be done? Just in the...
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