May warns new referendum would break trust with the one guy left who trusts her
Theresa May is warning that a second referendum could completely undermine the trust that exists between her government and… the...
The week in satire Vol. #99
And what a week it was! A week in which Theresa May hung on by a thread! A week in...
The Off The Perch guide to potential second referendum questions
As clever journalists have pointed out, choosing the questions for a second referendum would be difficult. https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1073701014958694406 Everyone knows what...
Theresa May tries to reanimate her dead Brexit plan
The EU said it wouldn’t renegotiate Theresa May’s dead Brexit deal. That didn’t stop May from heading to the EU...
Tony Blair promises to keep the foreigners out himself if we stay in the EU
Against the wishes of those supporting a ‘People’s Vote’, Tony Blair has lent them his support. Because, as is achingly...
Tories forced to say they’re officially ‘confident’ in Theresa May
The Tories forced a confidence vote in Theresa May on 12 December. Alarmingly for the PM, over a third of...
Tories somehow lose confidence in Theresa ‘Brextastrophe’ May
Theresa May – despite all her strength and stability – has become the subject of a confidence vote. Quelle surprise!...
Useless PM clings to awful job she’s terrible at
Theresa May told us there was no better Brexit deal than hers. But facing a massive defeat, she cancelled the...
May fails to convince the nation despite minimal effort
When Theresa May announced her Brexit strategy, it didn’t prove very popular. This gave her just over ten days to...
The week in satire Vol. #98
And what a week it was! A week in which... fuck me... this is not a functional country anymore. Let's...
People mad about years of declining living standards because Russia
There’s been some very good journalism looking at alleged Russian interference in the EU referendum and US election. The problem...
Macron finds the centre ground between shooting/not-shooting children
France’s President Macron is probably the world’s most famous centrist. But what is ‘centrism’? Allegedly, it’s finding the middle ground...
Analysis of their graduates suggests the Oxbridge unis might actually be sh*t
Oxford and Cambridge universities are world famous, and have produced some of the world’s greatest minds. On the other hand,...
Stable May delivers three strong losses in a row
Theresa May promised us strength and stability. She’s certainly delivered on that last front, with a consistent string of high...
Top Tories visit foodbanks to donate salt straight into people’s wounds
When the Tories started inflicting their brutal austerity programme, people asked why. Are the Tories just inhuman monsters? Are they...
The Tories and Daily Mail have found a sick new way of benefitting from austerity
Austerity in the UK has done an obscene amount of damage. It's led to a big increase in foodbank use...
The week in satire Vol. #96
And what a week it was! A week in which almost everyone turned on May's Brexit deal! A week in...
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