NHS preparing for no-deal Brexit by watching The Hunger Games
It’s looking increasingly likely that Britain will crash out of the UK with no deal. Which is weird, because we’re...
The week in satire Vol. #75
And what a week it was! A week in which Danny Dyer called David Cameron a twat! A week in...
Cabinet settles its Brexit divisions with a Royal Rumble
The UK government has been struggling to decide which Brexit plan is the best for two years now. Largely because...
Jacob Rees-Mogg just tried engaging with the internet. The internet engaged back.
Many see Jacob Rees-Mogg as the figurehead of Tory Brexit. Or at least the figurehead of a variety of Tory...
New evidence shows Putin was literally operating Arron Banks like a puppet
For some time, it’s looked likely that Brexit-backing Arron Banks was in cahoots with Russia. This theory has now been...
UKIP’s notorious new recruit is facing consequences for Nazi-trolling a Jewish journalist
UKIP recently welcomed four well known 'internet provocateurs'. One - Milo Yiannopoulos - has links to the far-right and neo-Nazis....
The Danny Dyer Inquiry to investigate ‘what’s this Brexit sh*t all about, then?’
Despite years of non-stop coverage, most people still don’t know what Brexit is. In order to get to the bottom...
The tabloids made England look like petty w**kers with today’s front pages
Many people are hoping that football is coming home this World Cup. England doesn't only have a history with football,...
Blow for Remain, as Tony Blair speaks out against Brexit again
Tony Blair. Tony fucking Blair. When will he learn? When will he learn that everything he touches turns to shit?...
Third Heathrow runway vital for all the holidays people can’t afford to take
Britain is facing many problems. They include: Climate change. People having no disposable income. People in London thinking they’re all...
The BBC ‘accidentally’ referred to Jeremy Hunt in rhyming slang again
News presenters have frequently got Jeremy Hunt's name wrong. This could be because 'Hunt' and 'Cunt' are very similar to...
The week in satire Vol. #74
And what a week it was! A week in which President Trump took credit for reuniting caged children with their...
Defence secretary threatens to topple the PM by letting her carry on exactly as is
The defence secretary Alan Partridge… …err… …I mean the defence secretary Gavin Williamson has threatened to topple the government. He...
The Tories add Big Business to the list of things they want to f*ck
On the second anniversary of Brexit, the Tories have found themselves in a generous mood. As such, they’ve expanded the...
Tory backbenchers surprised to learn what the word ‘rebel’ means
Tory rebels rebelled against the government this week. Except… …err… …they didn’t. And the people we’re referring to as ‘rebels’...
Tories confirm taxes will rise to maintain tax cuts for the rich
The Tories announced they’ll be giving the NHS some more money (that’s more money rather than enough money). There was...
Question Time to be replaced by ‘The Nigel Farage Hour with Nigel Farage’
There have been many questions since David Dimbleby announced he’s leaving Question Time. These questions include: Could his replacement be...
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