New research shows 100% of all Twitter users are bots
There’s been significant concern recently that Russia used Twitter to influence elections. The truth is even scarier. As it turns...
The front page of today’s Daily Mail shows it’s moved from plain paranoia to a full-scale witch hunt [IMAGE]
Chris Heaton-Harris, a Conservative MP and government whip, was accused of "McCarthyite" behaviour on 24 October. The MP wrote to...
Growing economy ‘proves things are good’, claim people who say we need austerity
New figures show that the UK economy grew by 0.4% between July and September. This is good news for the...
Brexit impact reports repressed because the outlook is ‘too good’, claims sweating minister
The government is refusing to publish multiple studies into the impact of Brexit. Some have claimed it’s because the expected...
May caught blinking ‘HELP ME!’ in Morse code at Brexit dinner
A recent leaked report suggested that Theresa May “begged for help” at a dinner with EU leaders. This behaviour could...
EU citizens in the UK reassured by the promises of untrustworthy politician
Ever since the UK voted for Brexit, there has been a question of what will happen to EU citizens in...
‘Accelerating’ Brexit talks predicted to hit 1mph!
The latest statement from the EU and UK promises that Brexit talks will be ‘accelerating’. A statement which may mean...
James Corden is finding out why joking about sexual abuse is part of the problem
Film producer Harvey Weinstein has recently been accused of multiple accounts of rape and sexual abuse. The scandal has revealed...
A 3 step guide to being friends with a Tory MP
There was much panic and moral outrage recently when Labour MP Laura Pidcock said she could never be friends with...
Theresa May refuses to say if she’d vote for herself in the next election
Theresa May voted remain in the Brexit referendum. Presumably, she also voted for herself in the election. And now, after...
Brexit team celebrates achieving no deal on ‘Deal or No Deal’ appearance
Before the Brexit referendum, we were promised a good deal. Afterwards, we were told we’d probably get something and that...
Boris Johnson to be repositioned someplace more suitable
Despite theoretically being the most powerful person in the UK, Theresa May is unable to fire Boris Johnson. Which doesn’t...
The week in satire Vol. #48
And what a week it was! A week in which Theresa May tried to recover from the F grade she...
EXPOSED! Theresa May’s updated CV has leaked
Theresa May is so bad at being Prime Minister that she makes signs fall to pieces in despair. https://twitter.com/hourlyterrier/status/915549123025133568 As...
A right-wing ‘hero’ is taunting the father of a sick child. But there’s a happy ending.
Andrew Tate is a professional kickboxer. He recently attained a degree of notoriety for his claims that depression isn't real....
Ten things that went right with Theresa May’s ‘British Nightmare’ speech
2017 has not been a good year for Theresa May. Although, to be fair, most years have been terrible for...
Claim that Johnson isn’t undermining May undermined by Johnson
Many people are claiming that Boris Johnson is undermining Theresa May. And the reason they're claiming this is because he...
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