Government celebrates 1 entire day without fresh scandal
Theresa May’s government has little to celebrate these days. In fact, if her government was a tub of Celebrations, it...
If May thought Priti Patel was her only worry today, a Tory MP had some bad news for her
Attention is rightly on Priti Patel. We know that Patel had meetings with foreign officials that were not officially recorded,...
Ministers taking full advantage of May’s inability to fire them
The government is so weak it could be toppled by a light breeze. In fact it’s so weak it could...
Bono shocked to learn the Lithuanian shopping centre he invested in was a bit dodgy
This week, folks were surprised to learn that many of the richest people are avoiding paying tax. Although obviously, by...
Tax avoidance is ‘perfectly legal’, gloat people who make the law
As another tax avoidance scandal is breaking out, people are once more being reminded that the practice is perfectly legal....
The week in satire Vol. #50
And what a week it was! A week in which... wow... that was... that was a lot of scandals... But...
A journalist who harassed women is being told not to bother rebranding himself
On Thursday 19 October, GQ severed ties with its political correspondent, Rupert Myers. This came in the wake of allegations of...
Gavin Williamson ‘is not controlling me’, May claims in speech written by Gavin Williamson
When Theresa May promoted the chief whip in the middle of a whip's office scandal, many people were flabbergasted; with...
‘Let the EU nurses leave!’ say people who can afford to go private
There has been some concern about the decline in EU nurses wanting to work in the UK. Or at least...
People are hoping this commitment from Corbyn will root out Labour abusers
There are currently numerous allegations of abuse by politicians. One of the most serious is the allegation that Labour activist...
Twitter had the perfect response to the right’s latest attempt to badmouth socialism
Elements of the right wing have tried to use Halloween to discredit socialism. Bashing socialism is something they often feel...
People are saying May looks finished. A government spokesperson may have revealed why. [IMAGE]
On Monday 30 October, Andrea Leadsom spoke to the House of Commons about allegations of sexual abuse at Westminster. Theresa...
Government to restore confidence by tackling abusers. Starting from… now!
According to recent reports, Westminster is riddled with abusers. The government intends to restore confidence by making sure that anyone...
People are telling this MP why his response to Westminster abuse isn’t helping
In the past week, numerous named and unnamed MPs have been accused of sexual misconduct and harassment. And although a...
The NHS is now ‘this much gooder’, claims Jeremy Hunt
No matter how bad the NHS gets, Jeremy Hunt is prepared to appear on national TV and claim that not...
The week in satire Vol. #49
And what a week it was! A week in which Brexit continued to move... forwards? Well, maybe not forwards, but...
Powerful men ready to laugh about systemic abuses of power again
The Harvey Weinstein scandal has shown that people in positions of power have not been taking abuses of power seriously....
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