One journalist’s takedown of Boris Johnson’s speech is blowing up the internet

Boris Johnson giving a speech in front of a JCB digger
Support us and go ad-free

On 18 January, Boris Johnson went to the JCB factory in Staffordshire to give a speech about his vision for Brexit.

The chairman of the company, Lord Bamford, is a prominent Brexiteer and major Tory party donor. But Johnson’s advisers should probably have thought twice before allowing him to make a speech in front of a big yellow digger.

One journalist had some fun with this fitting oversight, much to the delight of the general public.

Brexit unicorns

Johnson spent 25 minutes making fantastical claims about Brexit. The government hasn’t come up with an acceptable deal in two and a half years of negotiation. But Johnson appeared to think the whole thing is a cinch. He said that the EU would now be “flexible” about the Irish backstop because:

it’s only in the last few days and weeks of a negotiation that the big concessions are really made.

He also claimed that:

bureaucratic and logistical problems, that had previously seemed insoluble, are melting in the face of human creativity.

Read on...

Cheaper everything

He went on to say that Brexit would lead to:

cheaper food, cheaper clothes… cheaper shoes and all that.

In fact, the Brexit vote has already caused “a significant rise in prices, especially food”. And a House of Lords report in 2018 found that, in either a deal or no-deal scenario, it is likely that the cost of food would further rise in the UK.

£350m for the NHS

Johnson seemed to be on the verge of repeating his notorious claim that the UK would have an extra £350m a week to spend on the NHS after leaving the EU. He said:

Better hospitals. Use that three hund- I, I. There’s money now going into the NHS – fantastic.

But his most notorious lie came during the question and answer session at the end, where he denied that he’d ever mentioned Turkey joining the EU during the referendum campaign.

Bulldozers at dawn

Johnson made his speech in front of a large yellow digger. And that triggered a memory for one journalist. Tom Peck, political sketch writer at the Independent, tweeted:

Peck’s tweet went down a storm, with over 9,000 retweets and 28,000 likes at the time of writing.

When Johnson was elected as MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip in 2015, he said he was ready to lie down in front of bulldozers to stop the expansion of Heathrow airport:

Afghanistan calling

But in June 2018, when parliament voted on the expansion of Heathrow, then-foreign secretary Johnson went to Afghanistan instead and missed the vote. So it seems unlikely that he’s going to be lying down in front of a bulldozer anytime soon. Lying in front of a bulldozer, though – now that’s something he’s rather good at.

Featured image via Channel 4 News/YouTube

We know everyone is suffering under the Tories - but the Canary is a vital weapon in our fight back, and we need your support

The Canary Workers’ Co-op knows life is hard. The Tories are waging a class war against us we’re all having to fight. But like trade unions and community organising, truly independent working-class media is a vital weapon in our armoury.

The Canary doesn’t have the budget of the corporate media. In fact, our income is over 1,000 times less than the Guardian’s. What we do have is a radical agenda that disrupts power and amplifies marginalised communities. But we can only do this with our readers’ support.

So please, help us continue to spread messages of resistance and hope. Even the smallest donation would mean the world to us.

Support us