Police stuck in the mud is the most delicious video of 2023 so far

As many as 35,000 people joined protests in Germany in recent days, over the government’s approval of a coal mine expansion. Predictably, the cops were all over the protest – protecting both corporate and government interests. However, while people accused police of disproportionate force, one video brought a bit of light to the darkness – showing the cops making fools of themselves in the sodden dirt.
Lützerath: a toxic agreement
As the Canary‘s Tracy Keeling reported, a previous German government approved the expansion of an existing coal mine. In 2013, the then-administration gave permission for German energy firm RWE to expand its coal mine at Garzweiler. This includes the village of Lützerath. So, protesters have occupied a site there since 2020. As Keeling previously wrote:
Chancellor Olaf Scholz’s coalition – including the Green Party – took office in December 2021 with a vow to phase out coal usage. Environmental groups had since hoped that Lützerath would be spared the excavators.
But amid Russia’s war in Ukraine and global energy supply issues, Scholz’s government granted permission to RWE to expand the mine into the village. As part of the agreement, five other villages will be spared and Germany has set an end date for coal mining in the region for 2030.
On 9 January, Scholz’s government insisted that Germany needs Lützerath coal “to guarantee the security of the energy supply” due to the energy crisis. However, protesters disagreed – and stepped up their action at the site:
The police response was characteristically disproportionate. On 10 January cops started arresting protesters, and said they would clear the site by the next day. However, as Agence France-Presse (AFP) reported, it actually took cops until Sunday 15 January to remove nearly all of the demonstrators.
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Unfortunately for the police, at times things didn’t go according to plan – as seen in a video which has gone viral on social media. It shows police on Saturday 14 January literally getting stuck in mud while trying to clear protesters:
cops defending coal mine get stuck in mud #Luetzerath pic.twitter.com/xHJBoukRsN
— Max Granger (@_maxgranger) January 15, 2023
People naturally poked fun at the cops:
a lot of people making fun of this but mud is actually really important for pigs, they roll around in it to cool down and it even helps as a kind of natural sunscreen https://t.co/KA1BRyNTBn
— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) January 16, 2023
You can watch the full video here:
People rebranded one protester dressed in a friar costume as a “mud wizard” – for casting a spell over police so they’d get stuck, and then pushing them over:
for a little bit it looks like the mud wizard is ambivalent and pities the police officers. but then the cops ruin their spell so the wizard pushes the cops over. classic mud wizard https://t.co/cGRV3otqzF
— Raven (@RavenLynClemens) January 15, 2023
People added some appropriate music to the footage:
With Benny Hill soundtrack pic.twitter.com/c6csmblgyX
— ᗪフ丂ㄒㄩ卂尺ㄒ 🇺🇦 (@disjoerd) January 15, 2023
While the sight of cops floundering in mud is undoubtedly funny, the situation in Lützerath raises many serious concerns.
Environmental madness
AFP reported that police had injured dozens of people, with 20 needing hospital treatment. Protest organisers said police had “unrestrainedly” beaten people over the head and in the stomach. The police themselves reported that around 70 officers were injured. However, the Guardian reported that climate activist Greta Thunberg attended the site on Saturday 14 January. It wrote that she said:
“Germany is really embarrassing itself right now”…
She described the force used by police in their clearance of the protest camp earlier this week as “outrageous”.
“When the government and corporations act like this, destroying the environment … the people step up,” she said.
Aside from the heavy-handedness of police while they protected a fossil fuel-producing corporation, the wider environmental implications are huge. As Keeling previously wrote:
according to a 2021 study by the German Institute for Economic Research (DIW Berlin), the country risks breaching its climate commitments under the Paris Agreement if it goes ahead with the expansion.
Some research also says Germany is already extracting enough coal as it is. Moreover, the fact that the government signed the Paris agreement on net zero and then signed off on burning more fossil fuels is typical of Western administrations’ agendas more broadly. The UK – another Paris agreement signatory – has done similar, by approving a brand-new coal mine. So, Lützerath sums up the West’s approach to the climate crisis: saying one thing while doing another. And the police, despite their clown-like antics, are merely propping up this corporate capitalist agenda – while the planet burns.
Featured image via Martin Lejeune – YouTube
Additional reporting and images via Agence France-Presse
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Readers who imagine that Greens, who in Germany are a major part of the government, would oppose this police violence and support the protestors should think again. “The current forced evacuation of the village of Lützerath in the Garzweiler brown coal mining area in North Rhine-Westphalia (NRW) is being organized by the self-proclaimed “environmental party.” For this purpose, the NRW state government, a coalition of the Christian Democrats (CDU) and Greens, has mobilized thousands of police officers from all over Germany, who have been brutally cracking down on the climate activists since Wednesday.
Reports on social media give an idea of the massive scale of the police violence. Videos show hundreds of police armed with shields and batons—accompanied by armoured police vehicles—entering the village and attacking the mostly peaceful protesters. Medics had “to treat many head injuries” because “the police hit people on the head,” one activist reported on Twitter. Police also blocked medics from carrying out their procedures, he said.
The person directly responsible for the brutal action is Aachen police chief Dirk Weinspach—also a member of the Green Party. Even before the start of the operation, which could drag on for weeks, he justified the violent action to the media. “It is not my role and not our role as police not to implement or correct democratically reached decisions […] of the responsible authorities.”
This is hard to beat in terms of cynicism. In fact, the eviction of Lützerath has not the slightest thing to do with democracy. It is about the enforcement of a policy that was concocted behind closed doors, which will further aggravate the climate catastrophe and flush millions of profits into the coffers of the energy giant RWE—and the whole thing in the name of the aggressive war policy against Russia.”
(Green Party organises police violence against climate activists in Lützerath, Germany, Joahannes Stern, WSWS, 12 Jan 2023)