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Man ‘eggs’ Jeremy Corbyn with his fist
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The week in satire Vol. #108
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Johnson agrees to be chlorine washed to prove American chicken ‘standards’
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TIG spokesperson breaks record for speaking without saying anything
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North Korea talks break down after discussions pass leaders’ nap times
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MPs need Brexit delay to spend more time not coming up with a plan
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David Brent joins The Independent Group
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Jacob Rees-Mogg to play himself as next Bond villain
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The Independent Group is considering coming up with a policy
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Richard Branson launches Virgin Regime Change in Venezuela
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