Analysis suggests Brexit Plan B is just Plan A in a different font
Following the historic defeat of Theresa May’s first Brexit plan, parliament will now be voting on her Brexit Plan B....
The week in satire Vol. #104
And what a week it was! A week in which the PM blamed Labour for her horrible Brexit strategy! A...
US intervention a ‘good idea’ now ‘Wotsit Hitler’ is in charge, claim experts
To be fair to Western intervention, it isn’t always catastrophic. Sometimes it’s much worse than that – like when we...
Tories facing an election suddenly very sad about the poverty they caused
With the Tories completely unable to move forwards on Brexit, we could be facing another election. In completely unrelated news,...
Queen turns attention to Brexit after success getting Philip off the road
The Queen has decided to intervene in the Brexit debate. She didn’t mention the B word itself, but she did...
Labour announces plans to nationalise Dan Hodges
On 23 January, Owen Jones made a joke about nationalising Dyson: The expected backlash included this typically paranoid fantasy from...
Companies fleeing the UK a sign things are going well, claim Brexiteers
A number of companies have announced plans to move their business abroad. The timing suggests this may be Brexit related....
A 60-hour Donkey Kong charity marathon just showed the internet can be a force for good
In December 2018, the Big Lottery Fund proposed a grant to transgender charity Mermaids. This became subject to review following...
‘Brexit means Brexit’ negotiator considers rewriting the Good Friday Agreement
You could accuse Theresa May of being many things, but a ‘negotiator’ isn’t one of them. In the latest ‘last-ditch...
The week in satire Vol. #103
And what a week it was! A week in which lots of Brexit stuff happened! A week in which Brexit...
News outlets estimate Labour has lost between 0 and 600,000 members
According to some reports, Labour has lost 100,000 members: https://twitter.com/labourpress/status/1086918367590694913 Or maybe it’s 150,000? Or possibly they just made it...
Boris Johnson denies making his previous denial mid-denial
Boris Johnson had several things to say about Turkey during the European Referendum – many of which weren’t true. In...
Volunteers are pushing back against the harassers trying to shame women for having abortions
Although abortion is legal in the UK, that doesn't mean there aren't still hurdles. One of the last women face...
Signs to warn motorists that Royals may be driving in the area
On Thursday 17 January, the 97-year-old Prince Philip had a car accident. According to the Daily Mail, the only person...
Theresa May admits to not understanding what ‘negotiate’ means
After losing the vote on her Brexit deal, Theresa May has little option left but to negotiate with other parties....
After losing record-breaking vote, PM vows to lose the next one on a pogo stick
On 15 January, Theresa May suffered the largest ever government loss in the Commons, and the biggest Tory rebellion of...
The people saying ‘no one wants an election’ have overlooked a few million things
Some people have claimed that no one wants a general election. The problem is that many people do, as replies...
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