Brexit protests off to a bad start following UKIP leader’s ludicrous claim about police tactics

UKIP leader Gerard Batten claimed a water cannon “may be” deployed in London during pro-Brexit protests on 29 March. But people ridiculed his claim after reminding him that the city doesn’t have any water cannons. Even the Metropolitan Police got stuck in.

Scrapped and banned

Police allegedly prepared for disorder at pro-Brexit protests on 29 March – the UK’s original deadline for leaving the EU. As a result, Batten warned on Twitter that the Metropolitan Police might bring water cannons out against protesters:

https://twitter.com/gerardbattenmep/status/1111394659551584257

But London’s water cannons were scrapped in 2018. In fact, the Metropolitan police never even used them. And it didn’t take long for people to point out this gaping hole in Batten’s claim:

Eh? In 2015, @theresa_may then the home secretary, banned the water cannons from use anywhere in England & Wales, saying; “Our police have never and will never routinely carry guns or hide behind military-style equipment." They were sold in November '18. https://t.co/u9OOhqcvAd

— Manny 🦀 (@kerfufflequeen) March 28, 2019

The ones @BorisJohnson bought? Wouldn't get too worried…

— Ragnar Weilandt (@ragnarweilandt) March 28, 2019

Pro-Brexit Twitter users also questioned Batten’s statement:

They have. You're being lied to.

— Reply Guybrush Threepwood 🏴‍☠️ (@damnwymz) March 29, 2019

At the same time, others explained that Theresa May banned the use of water cannons in 2015:

I think you'll find it was Theresa May who did that. The then mayor of London failed to consult with the then home secretary before splashing out.

— Paul Tyreman (@drpaulitious) March 28, 2019

https://twitter.com/dirgegirl/status/1111402002808885248

Meanwhile, the Metropolitan Police was curt with its response:

https://twitter.com/MetPoliceEvents/status/1111538049710723073

Although let’s not forget that the Metropolitan Police were, at the time, “disappointed” by May’s ban on water cannons.

Aggregate

People also laughed at the UKIP leader for more than just his water cannon claim. Many wondered how police might “aggregate” protesters:

I’m prosecuting an aggregated burglary next week.

— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) March 29, 2019

https://twitter.com/Tonystone61/status/1111406442169290753

Are they concrete plans? Trying to cement your place in history? #aggregatejokes

— Mike McKinley (@MikeMckinley) March 29, 2019

https://twitter.com/Moorscram/status/1111419468079480837

Meanwhile, some posted other ‘reports’ of crowd control methods the police could use:

I've read reports they're deploying ninjas and are going to release lions onto the street. There's always the danger that these lions and ninjas end up in a fight to the death. I hope it's not true but I call on everyone present to be vigilant.

— Andy D (@andykiko) March 29, 2019

There are also reports of imperial walkers ready to deploy

— OneOffDave (@OneOffDave1) March 29, 2019

Incompetence

‘Brexit Day‘ protests were organised in the capital by a number of groups, including former UKIP leader Nigel Farage’s group Leave Means Leave. UKIP itself promoted the ‘Make Brexit Happen’ rally in London. But the party’s growing links to the far-right, led by Batten, have caused tension amongst the pro-Brexit movement.

It’s easy mock Batten for his inept statements. And we should all take an opportunity for laughter in these chaotic times. But let’s not forget that parliament itself hasn’t been any more competent in resolving the Brexit mess.

Featured image via The Guardian/Youtube and Derek Bennet/Flickr