Plan to break Brexit deadlock with repurposed vans
There are several things the UK could do to break the Brexit deadlock. Sadly, we can’t do any of them,...
‘BLAME SOMEONE ELSE!’ yells woman in charge
Theresa May has deployed several strategies to avoid having an actual Brexit strategy. The latest may be her boldest yet,...
Tories blaming Tories for Tory mess
In 2016, we held the EU referendum despite having no plan for leaving. This meant we ended up having to...
Outrage as PM ordered to stop flogging dead horse
In 2016, the United Kingdom (or bits of it, anyway) voted in favour of bringing a unicorn to life. Although...
UK begins to suspect the PM might actually be a bit crap
Theresa May is known for having great catchphrases like: Brexit means shmexit. Strong and slogan. Nothing has improved. Now it’s...
The week in satire Vol. #110
And what a week it was! A week in which Theresa May lost a massive Brexit vote! A week in...
Tories promise to do more promising to do more on Islamophobia
No one can say the Tories haven’t occasionally promised to tackle Islamophobia. No one can say they’ve actually followed through...
Racists deny that racism leads to racism
There was a horrific, far-right attack in New Zealand on 14 March. In response, successful racists across the world scrambled...
‘Let paedos get away with it’, argues alleged political mastermind
The Tories have taken some awful positions on things over the years. Boris Johnson’s latest may be one of the...
Oxford graduate fails basic comprehension test
Despite going to one of the most prestigious universities in the galaxy, Theresa May has the mental flexibility of a...
Theresa May’s ‘air-tight new deal’ emitting a very bad smell
On 11 March, Theresa May flew to Strasbourg to get some last-minute reassurances on her Brexit deal. Going by today’s headlines,...
If we’re banishing British citizens now, we should consider these people next
Contrary to international law, the United Kingdom effectively made Shamima Begum stateless. Ideally, we should follow international laws. But, as...
Theresa May has 24 hours to miraculously become competent
The vote on Theresa May’s Brexit deal is tomorrow. That means she has a mere 24 hours to reverse a...
The week in satire Vol. #109
And what a week it was! A week in which something, something Brexit! A week in which Brexit blah, blah,...
Independent Group proposes national service at Nando’s for teens
Many were surprised to see Chuka Umunna proposing national service for young people. This wouldn’t be military service, but instead...
Chuka Umunna has finally revealed what he thinks ‘progressive’ policies look like
People have criticised the recently formed Independent Group (TIG) for not having any policies. We now have some idea of...
Woman who deported citizens on purpose uses racist word ‘by accident’
Amber Rudd, who oversaw Theresa May’s ‘hostile environment’, used a racist term on 7 March. According to her, this was...
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