The government is abandoning the railways, and commuters are literally paying the price
The Conservative government is steadily decreasing the amount of money that it spends on subsidising our railways. And as private...
The week in satire Vol. #26
And what a week it was! A week in which The Canary finished for our 2 week Christmas break! A...
![The far right claims there’s a ‘white genocide’, and it’s even more ridiculous than you’d expect [OPINION]](https://www.thecanary.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/000003-Far-right-claim-theres-a-white-genocide-and-its-more-ridiculous-than-youd-expect-01-min.png)
The far right claims there’s a ‘white genocide’, and it’s even more ridiculous than you’d expect [OPINION]
The hotbed of confusion and hatred that is the far right has vomited up some weird ideas. And perhaps the...
Theresa May’s 2016 in review – what did she do again?
It really has been quite the year for Theresa May. A year in which she floated to the top of...
Media aristocracy calls for workers to crush other workers for benefit of workers
The tabloids - which only have working Brits’ best interests at heart, of course - have once more intervened in...
Disability shaming is back in style, but these people are having none of it
A recent trend on Facebook has seen images that body- or image-shame people with disabilities, or people who don't meet mainstream standards...
Honey G blames X-Factor loss on Russian Hackers
Reality TV rapper Honey G has accused Russia of ruining her X-Factor chances. People aren't sure if they can write...
The week in satire Vol. #25
And what a week it was! A week in which the government made it clear that the views of Boris...
Theresa May has just been called ‘petulant, defensive, tired and rattled’ – and not by who you’d expect
A lifelong Conservative voter has accused Theresa May of “arrogance” following a Brexit dispute in an MP constituency surgery. The...
The government FINALLY releases its 3-point Brexit plan
Following months of panic! Following months of confusion! Following months of “Brexit means Brexit”! Following months of “Boris Johnson” means...
Government accidentally leaks every slogan it considered before ‘red, white, and blue Brexit’
When Theresa May first promised us that “Brexit means Brexit”, people responded to the slogan in three main ways: So...
A man has been arrested over threats against Gina Miller, but she keeps fighting the government in court
A man has been arrested by police on suspicion of making ethnically-aggravated threats against Gina Miller. Miller, an investment manager, is the lead...
Nigel Farage probably is the ‘Person of 2016’ – the worst year since 1940
When people heard that Nigel Farage could be Time Magazine’s ‘Person of the Year’, most reacted by vomiting. And then...
![A conservative American author complains London is ‘all Islamic’, and Twitter’s response is perfect [TWEETS]](https://www.thecanary.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/000007-American-author-claims-London-all-Islamic-01.png)
A conservative American author complains London is ‘all Islamic’, and Twitter’s response is perfect [TWEETS]
A conservative American author named Janie Johnson has claimed on Twitter that London is now "all Islamic". And as you...
Austrians realise the difference between ‘protest vote’ and ‘societal self-harm’
2016 has so far panned out as a rip-roaring success for the forces of fascism/evil/people who hate iconic musicians. As...
The week in satire Vol. #24
And what a week it was! A week in which MPs confirmed that Tony Blair did nothing wrong. Or did...
Jeremy Hunt’s sudden ‘sexting’ expertise not ‘Snoopers Charter’ related, he claims
When Jeremy Hunt announced plans to ban under-18 ‘sexting’, people thought three things: So he’ll talk about ‘sexting’, but he...
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