Tories ask to see Labour’s Brexit homework
Dominic ‘Raab C Brexit’ has sent a letter to Keir Starmer asking to see Labour’s Brexit plan:
#Brexit Latest: Dominic Raab writes to shadow Brexit Secretary Keir Starmer seeking to clarify/embarrass Labour over its confusing party position: pic.twitter.com/D9x0pL6Cjt
— Vincent McAviney (@VinnyMcAv) September 19, 2018
As you can imagine, Starmer told Raab to:
Do your own homework, Dominic! I mean it! I’ll tell Miss!
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Although the Tories definitely did their Brexit assignment, the detailed plan they produced was eaten by the dog. As Theresa May explained to Michel Barnier:
Let me be clear, my cabinet and I stayed up all night hammering out this plan. I don’t mean to furrow my own wheat, but the end results were banging. We came up with solutions to problems that no one had even dreamed of. We even worked out a remedy to the Irish border that didn’t involve magic.
When asked if she could write these ideas out again, May said:
We just need another decade to put it all together, sir.
The shifty PM then took an illicit bite of the sausage roll she had hidden in her blazer sleeve.
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It’s worth pointing out the preposterousness of the Conservative Party – which is in government – criticising Labour – which isn’t in government and doesn’t have access to the UK’s army of civil servants – for not having a 100% fleshed-out Brexit strategy.
Especially as the Tories’ Brexit plan is so poorly fleshed-out it makes Jack Skellington look like Jack Black.
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