Anjem Choudary deported to his home country at the request of Piers Morgan
The intolerable terror-shit Anjem Choudary has been deported to his nation of birth.
Which is England.
Although that probably wasn’t what people like Piers Morgan intended:
Send ‘em… back?
The Deport Anjem Now! (DAN!) group is demanding Choudary’s deportation Off The Perch caught up with DAN to find out more:
OTP: Do you think any British citizen should be a viable target of deportation?
DAN!: Well… no. Just the ones who are a bit foreign. Like they have foreign ancestors or something.
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OTP: Wayne Rooney’s grandparents were Irish – would he be a viable target?
DAN!: Obviously not! Wayne Rooney is…
OTP: White?
DAN!: You said it – not me!
OTP: Debatable. But how will deporting British citizens work?
DAN!: We’ll ring up foreign countries and we’ll say, “We don’t want this guy, so you’re going to have to take him.”
OTP: And when they say no and refer us to the UN?
DAN!: We’ll threaten to bomb them!
OTP: And when the UN countries sanction us and we ultimately don’t bomb anyone?
DAN!: Err… with Choudary? I suppose we could fly over Syria and just drop him into the middle of it?
OTP: So your plan is to have British soldiers risk their lives to airdrop an effective terror-recruiter into an active war zone?
DAN!: …
OTP: Well?
DAN!: Look, all I’m saying is we should deport him.
Next steps
In fairness to the idiots, there are still some places we can banish Choudary too. They are:
- The sea.
- Space.
I just don’t think Piers Morgan actually wants to normalise hated Brits being launched into the sun.
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