GOOD NEWS: the government is finally prepared for Brexit. BAD NEWS: start stockpiling spam.
On 24 July, the Brexit minister Dominic Raab assured voters that the government is working to make sure there's "adequate...
The week in satire Vol. #79
And what a week it was! A week in which the government promised "adequate food" post-Brexit! A week in which...
The Home Office has deported the sun
Despite having worked in Britain for 4.5 billion years, the sun has been deported by the Home Office. But why?...
People have something to say about Jess Phillips working for a ‘top Tory donor’
Morning Star is reporting that Labour backbencher Jess Phillips is moonlighting from her job as an MP. What's really grabbed...
Tory government ready for another well-earned six-week holiday
The Tories did a lot in the last year. Which isn’t to say they achieved a lot. They were out...
Rees-Mogg promises Brexit boost ‘between now and the next ice age’
We were told before the EU referendum that Brexit would be: Easy fucking peasy. Lovely fucking jubbly. We’re now being...
The week in satire Vol. #78
And what a week it was! A week in which Piers Morgan interviewed his boss - Donald Trump! A week...
Foreign Office unable to evict squatter from £20m mansion
When Boris Johnson quit as foreign secretary, he didn’t think he’d have to give up the £20m Foreign Office mansion....
A BBC political editor is under fire from the journalist who took on Vote Leave
On 17 July, the Electoral Commission found that Vote Leave broke electoral law. It's been fined £61,000, and referred to...
EU claims rejected Brexit ‘plan’ was just 300 pages of the word ‘Brexit’
The notorious Chequers plan saw Theresa May gather her cabinet and make them agree to a Brexit plan. None of...
Even some ardent Remainers are seeing the problem with Tony Blair
Tony Blair is an incredibly unpopular public figure. Despite that, he's once more spoken out on Brexit. Some Remainers still...
An awful Tory has attacked May’s premiership, and people don’t know how to feel
A notorious Tory has become the third MP to publicly admit submitting a letter of no confidence in Theresa May....
The Tories add ‘pregnant colleagues’ to the list of people they’re happy to swindle
The Tories have a department that’s responsible for making sure everyone knows what bastards they are. The anti-PR stunt they...
‘Unity government’ would be nothing like the ‘coalition government’, claim liars
There’s talk of ‘moderate’ politicians forming a ‘unity government’. If you’re unsure why we need such ‘unity’, here’s a quote:...
‘Russia’s Number 1’, confirms US President
Known tough guy Donald Trump met his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin yesterday. And Trump made his feelings about Russia very...
As the government disintegrates, a Tory MP predicts a far-right populist could become PM
Government resignations continued on Monday 16 July. They follow on from the cabinet meeting at Chequers where Theresa May proposed...
Man who was too scummy for America’s far right deemed just right for British chat shows
Steve Bannon was “dumped like a dog” by President Trump. Steve Bannon was ditched like a bad potato by his...
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