It all started out as a joke on Twitter, after a particularly gruelling day of dealing with more spin and nonsense from ‘journalists’ who should really know better. But then it turned into a genuine quest to find a more appropriate name for this truly shoddy intake of wannabe hacks occupying column inches in the online and offline media of Britain.
We need a new collective noun for this pathetic crop of hacks currently occupying our media. How about: an embarrassment of journalists?
— Kerry-Anne Mendoza (@TheMendozaWoman) September 20, 2016
You guys really didn’t hold back:
a 'for-fuck's-sake' of journalists?
— Aleez 🌹🚩 (@Saaket9000) September 22, 2016
Anthropologist David Graeber got involved with some expert suggestions:
a travesty of journalists? A buncombe of journalists? a cheese-plate of hacks? A corruption?
— David Graeber (@davidgraeber) September 20, 2016
The Editor of Vox Political Mike Sivier and disability activist Rick Burgess worked some wonders around the theme of hacks:
No, because you and I are journalists. How about "A humiliation of hacks"?
— Mike Sivier (@MidWalesMike) September 20, 2016
a Chomsky of Hacks.
— Rick B (@TenPercent) September 20, 2016
But one Twitter user seemed to nail the whole problem in one truly sublime sequence of characters. Prepare for the mic drop…
@georgegalloway maybe a jukebox of journalists? You pay your money and get the tune you want..
— Cesspit Pete (@Peter__Jackson) September 20, 2016
Well done, Peter Jackson!
Despite countless suggestions, this one was impossible to top. Although I am still partial to ‘a mildew of Murdochs’, or ‘a slurry of journalists’.
Forging an alternative
The Media Reform Coalition published a report last year entitled: “Who owns the UK media?” It found that the UK media is dominated by a handful of corporations. Just seven corporations own 71% of the entire media establishment. This has narrowed the terms of acceptable debate in our media to an intolerably small space, where anyone outside of that sliver is deemed mad, bad and dangerous.
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