In our reality, President Donald Trump has been accused by the porn actor Stormy Daniels of having:
a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.
Meanwhile, over in Super Mario World, President Toad has faced a similar accusation. Namely that his ballbag looks like a couple of Trumps from the Mario-universe video game Super Collusion Bros.
Egg on his face
President Toad allegedly had an affair with Birdo – the wife of Yoshi:
Toad denied the allegation, but he was also recorded saying:
You ever been with a broad who can regurgitate eggs at will? It’s a wild scene, man.
Birdo has since gone on to claim that President Toad’s:
ballbag looks like a couple of shrivelled oranges with gelled rat fur glued on them – like that Trump guy from Super Idiot Kart.
Of course, having a somewhat misshapen penis might be the most human thing about Trump. Ridiculing him may seem deserved as he’s a truly atrocious human, but let’s not forget who the real victims are in this story: people who play as Toad in Super Mario Kart.
Oh, and everyone who’ll perish in the nuclear war Trump starts to deflect attention, obviously.
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