People respond to Labour’s free broadband announcement in the best possible way

With campaigning for the upcoming general election in full swing, Labour has announced a ground-breaking new policy: free broadband for all.

Considering how much we use the internet now, the policy clearly appeals to a lot of people:

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Socialist WiFi

It seems that the only people who benefit from privatised internet services are the companies set to lose profits as a result of a nationalised service:

The nub of the Tory problem is that they know that people have had it with rubbish, unaccountable privatised oligopolies/monopolies but they have no answer…that is what is going to cause them real trouble around the response to this policy.

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) November 14, 2019

While the naysayers have been trying their hardest to attack the policy as unachievable or just too socialist, the response to them has been decidedly hilarious:

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HOW WILL WE PAY FOR IT? scream Tories who found billions to bail out the banks, bomb the shit out of other countries and bung the DUP #r4today #freebroadband

— Rod Kelly (@rodkelly50) November 15, 2019

BBC Radio 4‘s Justin Webb interviewed shadow chancellor John McDonnell. However, people weren’t really convinced by Webb’s arguments against the policy:

“Why not free water, too?” Justin Webb asks John McDonnell. Why not indeed. #r4today

— Hicham Yezza (@HichamYezza) November 15, 2019

Justin Webb much more concerned about the broadband companies, their profits and the high salaries of their executives than about the needs and interests of the end users of broadband. Didn't mention us at all. #freebroadband #r4today @BBCr4today

— Briefcase Michael (@BriefcaseMike) November 15, 2019

Free broadband for the many

Jokes aside, it’s clear that nationalising the provision of high speed internet is a great policy for many reasons:

Labour’s #freebroadband plan is a very big deal. The internet is now one of our most important utilities. It’s where many people find work, friends, and love.

Only a cap-doffing slave to the class system says: “NO! Don’t invest in me! Give my boss a tax cut instead!”

— Kerry-Anne Mendoza 🏳️‍🌈🍉 (@TheMendozaWoman) November 15, 2019

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Labour's free fibre broadband offer is a turning point in UK politics. 1/ Because its shows that under public ownership, basic essential services can be done cheaper – the government's own research shows it costs £20bn done publicly, £33bn privately…

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) November 15, 2019

More than just making economic sense, though, the policy is great for making the internet easily accessible. Especially to people who rely on it heavily for their basic needs:

https://twitter.com/criptacular/status/1195285776487079936?s=20

The benefits to the whole country of free broadband are huge. It'll help isolated pensioners and those applyiny for benefits. More people will be able to work from home so cut down on traffic pollution. For students from low income families this'll be amazing! #freebroadband

— Red 'til I'm Dead (@suziegeewizz) November 15, 2019

For a lot of people, this policy announcement makes their choice on 12 December an easy one:

On the one hand society-wide #freebroadband, on the other, the party that introduced a benefits system that you need Internet access to use, which many of the worst off people don't have. And shut down the public libraries where they could have accessed it. Yeah, tough choice.

— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) November 15, 2019

Under Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership, Labour has promised a government that works for the many, not the few. Free access to ultra-fast broadband is certainly one way of achieving this goal.

 Featured image via Wikimedia/Sophie Brown