People respond to Labour’s free broadband announcement in the best possible way

With campaigning for the upcoming general election in full swing, Labour has announced a ground-breaking new policy: free broadband for all.
Considering how much we use the internet now, the policy clearly appeals to a lot of people:
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— kay burley and her empty chair stan account (@bicknaker) November 14, 2019
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It seems that the only people who benefit from privatised internet services are the companies set to lose profits as a result of a nationalised service:
The nub of the Tory problem is that they know that people have had it with rubbish, unaccountable privatised oligopolies/monopolies but they have no answer…that is what is going to cause them real trouble around the response to this policy.
— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) November 14, 2019
While the naysayers have been trying their hardest to attack the policy as unachievable or just too socialist, the response to them has been decidedly hilarious:
do you know who else forced free super fast fibre-optic internet services upon his own people? that’s right. josef stalin
— hayls (@isamyelyah) November 14, 2019
actually Mr Crombyn, I want to pay £53 for the fastest speed of Virgin Fibre that's capped at like ISDN speeds for upload for some reason
— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) November 14, 2019
HOW WILL WE PAY FOR IT? scream Tories who found billions to bail out the banks, bomb the shit out of other countries and bung the DUP #r4today #freebroadband
— Rod Kelly 🌹 (@rodkelly50) November 15, 2019
BBC Radio 4‘s Justin Webb interviewed shadow chancellor John McDonnell. However, people weren’t really convinced by Webb’s arguments against the policy:
“Why not free water, too?” Justin Webb asks John McDonnell. Why not indeed. #r4today
— Hicham Yezza (@HichamYezza) November 15, 2019
Justin Webb much more concerned about the broadband companies, their profits and the high salaries of their executives than about the needs and interests of the end users of broadband. Didn't mention us at all. #freebroadband #r4today @BBCr4today
— Briefcase Michael (@BriefcaseMike) November 15, 2019
Free broadband for the many
Jokes aside, it’s clear that nationalising the provision of high speed internet is a great policy for many reasons:
Labour’s #freebroadband plan is a very big deal. The internet is now one of our most important utilities. It’s where many people find work, friends, and love.
Only a cap-doffing slave to the class system says: “NO! Don’t invest in me! Give my boss a tax cut instead!”
— Kerry-Anne Mendoza (@TheMendozaWoman) November 15, 2019
Labour's broadband policy is going down a storm.
And here's an interesting fact: having one infrastructure provider is cheaper than the Tory's approach of having several. By some £12bn.
Says who? Says the research the government itself has published… https://t.co/bsJhBiaqQ6
— Andrew Towers (@_andrewtowers) November 14, 2019
Labour's free fibre broadband offer is a turning point in UK politics. 1/ Because its shows that under public ownership, basic essential services can be done cheaper – the government's own research shows it costs £20bn done publicly, £33bn privately…
— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) November 15, 2019
More than just making economic sense, though, the policy is great for making the internet easily accessible. Especially to people who rely on it heavily for their basic needs:
for #disabled people, internet access is a lifeline, a way to reach a community that we are so often denied.#FreeBroadband means that disabled people's lines of communication to each other aren't tied to paychecks or welfare, both of which are shrinking as broadband prices rise.
— Errol (@criptacular) November 15, 2019
The benefits to the whole country of free broadband are huge. It'll help isolated pensioners and those applyiny for benefits. More people will be able to work from home so cut down on traffic pollution. For students from low income families this'll be amazing! #freebroadband
— Red 'til I'm Dead (@suziegeewizz) November 15, 2019
For a lot of people, this policy announcement makes their choice on 12 December an easy one:
On the one hand society-wide #freebroadband, on the other, the party that introduced a benefits system that you need Internet access to use, which many of the worst off people don't have. And shut down the public libraries where they could have accessed it. Yeah, tough choice.
— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) November 15, 2019
Under Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership, Labour has promised a government that works for the many, not the few. Free access to ultra-fast broadband is certainly one way of achieving this goal.
Featured image via Wikimedia/Sophie Brown
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Woo-Hoo! Free Super-Fast Broadband?, yup that works for me on soooo many levels.
The following is for those who still don’t know;
No more rip-off ISP’s pretending they’re giving you the best deal on the planet, whilst still playing loose with internet jargon to confuse and mislead people on internet speeds (MB’s = Mega-Bytes (as in file size), Mb’s = Mega-Bits (as in upload/download speeds), same with KB’s and Kb’s, a Bit is 8 times smaller than a Byte, or in other words there are 8 Bits to 1 Byte).
For example, if your ISP offers you up to 100-Mbps download speeds, that is 100-Mega-Bits per second, which is different (and 8 times slower) than 100-Mega-Bytes per second (MBps). It is generally the form that transmission Speed is expressed in Bits, whilst file Sizes are expressed in Bytes, however there are still programs and apps, and websites and others who misleadingly quote MB’s as transmission speeds.
This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, if you are literally able to download a 100-MB file in 1 second, then you are getting 100-Mega-Bytes of data downloaded in 1 second, but if it takes 8 times longer, it is because the connection speed is 100-Mbps, Not 100-MBps.
Ah yes, I remember BT before it was privatised: it took around six weeks to connect a phone in a new property (even if that property had previously had a phone connection), second lines were impossible and disconnections and interruptions to the service were frequent.
Please let’s not go back there.