It’s almost as though Starmer is deliberately trying to be right-wing

Alt text: At Labour HQ, four people are sat around a table – one of them looks like Keir Starmer. One man asks: “What slogan will make us look fresh, exciting and a genuine alternative to right wing politics?” Another says: “How about the one Nigel Farage kept flogging in 2016!” and holds up a sign that reads ‘Take Back Control’.