Tories introduce monthly bin collections in a bid to appeal to rats
If there are two things people in Britain love, it’s: Festering piles of stinking rubbish. Hideous, disease-ridden rats. Well good...
The barrister who said the DWP isn’t ‘waging war’ on the poor should have checked his tweet history
On 23 September, the Centre for Labour and Social Studies (CLASS) shared a video of Owen Jones. In it, he...
Labour plan to distribute wealth plays poorly with the 10 guys who have all the money
Increasingly, the rich own more than the rest of us combined. We’re at a point where Richard Branson owns more...
After this brutal self-own, the Tories must be wondering why the hell they’re still on Twitter
Hashtags are used on Twitter so that people can comment on topics. They're also great for awareness campaigns, like when...
The week in satire Vol. #87
And what a week it was! A week in which Theresa May had a car crash in Salzburg! A week...
Top Tories preparing for another snap election
Word on the street is the Tories are preparing for another snap election. And how are they preparing, you ask?...
Confused negotiator demands opponents tell her what she wants
After two long years of “Brexit means Brexit”, Theresa May has had to present her plan to the EU. As...
Guernica declared ‘worthless’ after Theresa May writes her Chequers plan on it
When Theresa May first announced her Chequers plan, the Brexiteers said they hated it. EU ministers said they wouldn’t accept...
Tories ask to see Labour’s Brexit homework
Dominic ‘Raab C Brexit’ has sent a letter to Keir Starmer asking to see Labour’s Brexit plan: https://twitter.com/VinnyMcAv/status/1042409805946736640 As you...
President Toad denies his ballbag looks like a couple of comb-over tangerines
In our reality, President Donald Trump has been accused by the porn actor Stormy Daniels of having: a dick like...
Murdoch lapdog warns Chequers deal will leave us beholden to a hostile foreign power
Speaking about May’s Chequers plan, Boris Johnson has claimed that: for the first time since 1066, our leaders were deliberately...
It’s no-deal Brexit or my terrible plan, claims woman who should call an election
After two years of dealing with Brexit, Theresa May finally cobbled together a Brexit plan. It may not be good;...
The week in satire Vol. #86
And what a week it was! A week in which the dead Michael Foot was accused of working for the...
A group in Manchester has found a way of making the fight against climate change absolutely delicious
Food waste is a massive problem. Globally, we bin about a third of everything we produce. This isn't just a...
Study shows mandatory reselection only controversial among ‘crap MPs’
‘Mandatory reselection’ would see local Labour members choosing who will stand as their MP in the event of an election....
People have declared that a bizarre defence of Iain Duncan Smith’s DWP record isn’t fit for work
The DWP has been accused of “grave” and “systematic” violations of disabled people’s human rights by the UN. On 7...
Media relaxed about the Tories supporting ‘racist’ Hungarian PM
There was a big investigation this summer into whether or not Jeremy Corbyn is a racist. There was less attention...
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