Tommy Robinson’s freedom to not be called a ‘bellend’ under threat
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) has used recent media appearances to claim his freedom of speech is under threat. But...
With 24 hours to defuse Brexit and MPs out to get her, May brings in Jack Bauer
Tory MPs have given May 24 hours to defuse the Brexit mess she created. One of them figuratively threatened to...
Nick Clegg takes Facebook into coalition with the Matrix
Facebook has employed Nick Clegg. True to form, the former Lib Dem leader has pushed for the company to go...
Ryanair bent over backwards for a racist and now people are demanding an apology
A video has emerged of horrific racist abuse on a Ryanair flight. Beyond the disgusting attack, people are also disturbed...
Anjem Choudary deported to his home country at the request of Piers Morgan
The intolerable terror-shit Anjem Choudary has been deported to his nation of birth. Which is England. Although that probably wasn’t...
The home secretary has legitimised a far-right myth and people are furious
Home secretary Sajid Javid has sent a tweet that's caused widespread anger. People - including Conservative politicians - have accused...
This rogue Tory MP is responsible for the most Alan Partridge tweet of 2018
Johnny Mercer went rogue from the Conservative Party on 18 October. The MP for Plymouth Moor View described the current...
The Tory MP attacking the government has some complaints we should all be aware of
Johnny Mercer, the Conservative MP for Plymouth Moor View, has hit the headlines after attacking the government. People have credited...
People are angry at the Guardian’s view on gender recognition. Here’s how they’re fighting back.
The Guardian's view on the Gender Recognition Act (GRA) has been described as "bewildering and misinformed". Critics of the piece include...
Tepid politician being paid to head clueless thinktank confirms centrism is back
When Chuka Umunna said centrism was back, most people thought: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Followed by: Oh wait, you’re serious? It’s since turned...
Thatcher ideal for £50 note as both appeal to flash, yuppie coke-heads
The £50 note is getting a revamp, and some people think Thatcher should be its new face: https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1052512281165291521 Many people...
Piers Morgan has somehow found a brand new way of publicly humiliating himself
Piers Morgan has accused James Bond actor Daniel Craig of emasculating himself. In the process, he hasn't just shown off...
Useless PM fails to solve impossible problem
The Irish border issue has been described as an ‘impossible problem’. Theresa May has been described as a ‘useless politician’....
Western nations upset about Saudi murder we didn’t profit from
Saudi Arabia is accused of killing Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. He was allegedly killed behind closed doors, and this...
The week in satire Vol. #90
And what a week it was! A week in which we were warned the climate is - to put it...
Western leaders to punish Saudi Arabia by being less polite when selling them weapons
Saudi Arabia is accused of murdering a Washington Post journalist (it’s also killed a lot of other people in that...
Wedding of princess Whatsername unites Brits in epic levels of not-arsedness
On 12 October, princess… err… Whatsername? Got married to… err… Chappy Chapman? Guy Manface? Swain Bloke-Feller? As a result of...
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